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[BC_Programmer]

My mom cant use a computer.  She didn't even know how to send an email until recently when someone told her where the send button is.  And she was buying something and it had 3 check boxes.  Like do you want us to tell you deals(my mom wasnt ever going to use it again) and keep you informed on other stuff like that.  She checked them all!  She didnt need it! She doesnt know anything about cmoputers.  Its so annoying.  I think my grandma knows more than her

she needs to learn something about PCs. otherwise how will she get places? 

[computeruler]

she wont get places.

[BC_Programmer]

well, maybe she should learn spanish then! Not you!

you've got PC skills, she doesn't. if she won't learn how to use the PC she should become a mastador.. I mean, learn spanish.

[patio]

You now have 3 pages of solutions to work with...
Report back with the results.

[BC_Programmer]

Actually, come to think of it, maybe they are right wanting you to become a mastador. I mean, sure, it's dangerous and your often pelted with fruits when the activists are in town, but imagine the pay! the glory! the red capes!

[patio]

Matador......! ! Matador !

[BC_Programmer]

woops. a matador is the one who works with bulls. a mastador is the ancient, but similar caveman indulgence involving mastadons. 

[patio]

Mastador

[computeruler]

she says that she will worry about it when I get my report card which wont be a couple more weeks

[Aegis]

A computer is still not a requirement to live one's life. 

[BC_Programmer]

A computer is still not a requirement to live one's life. 

heaven's no!

And neither is learning spanish!

[JJ 3000]

I think he should become a mastodon... tamer