Author Topic: PC Rage (Read 10547 times)

patio · « **on:** July 02, 2009, 07:06:19 AM »

macdad- · « **Reply #1 on:** July 02, 2009, 08:00:07 AM »

Wow...hopefully he's not losing it.

BC_Programmer · « **Reply #2 on:** July 02, 2009, 09:29:57 AM »

the man wasn't thinking- it probably froze when he pointed the gun at it.

Aegis · « **Reply #3 on:** July 02, 2009, 10:58:36 AM »

Bravissimo! He put into action what many of us have felt, at one time or another...

(Not that I condone the endangerment of others from gunfire.)

Quantos · « **Reply #4 on:** July 02, 2009, 12:29:30 PM »

I salute him...

Aegis · « **Reply #5 on:** July 02, 2009, 02:00:25 PM »

Patio's probably in mourning over the computer: "I could've saved it..."

BC_Programmer · « **Reply #6 on:** July 02, 2009, 05:09:56 PM »

Won't SOMEBODY think of the DIMMS!

patio · « **Reply #7 on:** July 02, 2009, 05:45:27 PM »

Quote from: BC_Programmer on July 02, 2009, 09:29:57 AM

the man wasn't thinking- it probably froze when he pointed the gun at it.

Hysterical...

BC_Programmer · « **Reply #8 on:** July 02, 2009, 06:04:09 PM »

sometimes my random thoughts do coalesce into witticisms.

Mulreay · « **Reply #9 on:** July 02, 2009, 08:30:52 PM »

I once stared at my computer with such evil contempt that the screen turned off.

paudashlake · « **Reply #10 on:** July 02, 2009, 08:35:17 PM »

He needs to get out of the house!

Aegis · « **Reply #11 on:** July 02, 2009, 08:39:41 PM »

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Won't SOMEBODY think of the DIMMS

LOL

Or, in my case, the DIMMwit

macdad- · « **Reply #12 on:** July 03, 2009, 07:28:14 AM »

Ehh...We all want to do that to our computers at one time or another...

He should of used Desktop Games

Rob Pomeroy · « **Reply #13 on:** July 03, 2009, 02:54:39 PM »

Quote from: macdad- on July 03, 2009, 07:28:14 AM

He should of used Desktop Games

I can't read sentences like that without my inner proofreader screaming in agony.

Aegis · « **Reply #14 on:** July 03, 2009, 03:00:21 PM »

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I can't read sentences like that without my inner proofreader screaming in agony.

Agreed. It's rather like when you can tell a person has spelled a word like it sounds, except they don't pronounce it properly, so they don't spell it properly. It's a soapbox I try to avoid, but I'm really surprised at the misuse between "of" and "have" when coupled with "could".

Quantos · « **Reply #15 on:** July 04, 2009, 02:02:42 AM »

I still salute him.

Haven't we all wished we could do that at some point?

macdad- · « **Reply #16 on:** July 04, 2009, 02:45:42 PM »

Especially with BSODs...

Mulreay · « **Reply #17 on:** July 04, 2009, 03:22:45 PM »

Quote from: macdad- on July 04, 2009, 02:45:42 PM

Especially with BSODs...

Never been unlucky enough for a BSOD. But I look forward to it.

Dead Reckon · « **Reply #18 on:** July 08, 2009, 05:19:58 PM »

Nah, a bullet is a few cents worth of material, a computer is several hundred dollars worth of material. Doesn't compute value wise.

However, a human body's composition is worth less than a dollar, so a magazine worth of bullets into a person does equate to a proper value for the bullets.

Mulreay · « **Reply #19 on:** July 08, 2009, 06:47:30 PM »

Quote from: Dead Reckon on July 08, 2009, 05:19:58 PM

However, a human body's composition is worth less than a dollar, so a magazine worth of bullets into a person does equate to a proper value for the bullets.

Strictly speaking the human Male is approx 60% water which equates to about 41.911935kg per say someone like me 11stone. Which means I have about 41-42 litres of water in me depending on how water rich my blood is at the time.
Like to see you buy that much water for less than a dollar.

Plus my internal organs are worth a lot on the illegal market, my kidneys are a couple of hundred each and don't get me started on the Liver.
The cost of giving my body over as a donor to somone after I'm dead is priceless.

macdad- · « **Reply #20 on:** July 09, 2009, 07:23:02 AM »

Why are we looking at the price of a person?

Dead Reckon · « **Reply #21 on:** July 16, 2009, 12:05:47 AM »

You forgot the testicles, assuming your a male, there worth about 250,000 US dollars each. You can function with just one you know

Aegis · « **Reply #22 on:** July 16, 2009, 07:54:08 AM »

You first.

patio · « **Reply #23 on:** July 17, 2009, 07:49:03 PM »

Find me a place that pays that money for a testicle...

Urban Legend time ?

Mulreay · « **Reply #24 on:** July 17, 2009, 07:53:48 PM »

Quote from: patio on July 17, 2009, 07:49:03 PM

Find me a place that pays that money for a testicle...

Urban Legend time ?

I want to know where I can sell my testicals! I'll sell them both I don't want kids!

BC_Programmer · « **Reply #25 on:** July 17, 2009, 09:54:13 PM »

Testes-R-Us?

The NUT shop?

Cajones central?

Mulreay · « **Reply #26 on:** July 18, 2009, 06:26:42 AM »

Quote from: BC_Programmer on July 17, 2009, 09:54:13 PM

Testes-R-Us?

The NUT shop?

Cajones central?

You seem to know an awful lot BC is there something you would like to tell us? How did you pay for that PC?

Quantos · « **Reply #27 on:** July 20, 2009, 02:44:14 PM »

I think BC is hiding something...

macdad- · « **Reply #28 on:** July 26, 2009, 04:21:26 PM »

Like what?

Mulreay · « **Reply #29 on:** July 26, 2009, 04:32:58 PM »

Quote from: macdad- on July 26, 2009, 04:21:26 PM

Like what?

My word your slow on the uptake. Have you not heard?

macdad- · « **Reply #30 on:** July 28, 2009, 07:44:55 AM »

Nah, I have a few ideas but just waiting to see if any of those ideas are right

Quantos · « **Reply #31 on:** July 28, 2009, 04:39:49 PM »

Quote from: Dead Reckon on July 16, 2009, 12:05:47 AM

You forgot the testicles, assuming your a male, there worth about 250,000 US dollars each. You can function with just one you know

No they aren't. WCB won't give more than $25,000.00 a piece.

BC_Programmer · « **Reply #32 on:** July 28, 2009, 05:26:11 PM »

Quote from: Quantos on July 28, 2009, 04:39:49 PM

No they aren't. WCB won't give more than $25,000.00 a piece.

and of course, that's only if it happens at work. If your wife had any part of it I doubt they'd be particularly eager to reimburse you.

This is one reason not to keep vicegrips lying around. If she, for example, has a pair of vicegrips in her nightstand, you can guess she's planning something sinister.

Quantos · « **Reply #33 on:** July 28, 2009, 05:27:33 PM »

Or scissors...

BC_Programmer · « **Reply #34 on:** July 28, 2009, 05:35:52 PM »

and if she claims to be "practicing" when you see her putting golf balls in small knit sacks and snipping them.

macdad- · « **Reply #35 on:** July 29, 2009, 07:09:03 AM »

Of course you can't sell them on the black market legally.

Mulreay · « **Reply #36 on:** July 29, 2009, 07:21:13 AM »

Quote from: macdad- on July 29, 2009, 07:09:03 AM

Of course you can't sell them on the black market legally.

I don't think there is much you can sell on the 'black market' legally

macdad- · « **Reply #37 on:** July 30, 2009, 07:25:34 AM »

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Author Topic: PC Rage (Read 10547 times)

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paudashlake

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macdad-

Mulreay

Dead Reckon

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patio

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Quantos

macdad-

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