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Re: PC Rage
« Reply #15 on: July 04, 2009, 02:02:42 AM »
I still salute him.

Haven't we all wished we could do that at some point?
Evil is an exact science.

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    Re: PC Rage
    « Reply #16 on: July 04, 2009, 02:45:42 PM »
    Especially with BSODs...
    If you dont know DOS, you dont know Windows...

    Thats why Bill Gates created the Windows NT Family.

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    Re: PC Rage
    « Reply #17 on: July 04, 2009, 03:22:45 PM »
    Especially with BSODs...

    Never been unlucky enough for a BSOD. But I look forward to it.

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    Re: PC Rage
    « Reply #18 on: July 08, 2009, 05:19:58 PM »
    Nah, a bullet is a few cents worth of material, a computer is several hundred dollars worth of material. Doesn't compute value wise.

    However, a human body's composition is worth less than a dollar, so a magazine worth of bullets into a person does equate to a proper value for the bullets.  ;D

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    Re: PC Rage
    « Reply #19 on: July 08, 2009, 06:47:30 PM »
    However, a human body's composition is worth less than a dollar, so a magazine worth of bullets into a person does equate to a proper value for the bullets.  ;D

    Strictly speaking the human Male is approx 60% water which equates to about 41.911935kg per say someone like me 11stone. Which means I have about 41-42 litres of water in me depending on how water rich my blood is at the time.
    Like to see you buy that much water for less than a dollar.

    Plus my internal organs are worth a lot on the illegal market, my kidneys are a couple of hundred each and don't get me started on the Liver.
    The cost of giving my body over as a donor to somone after I'm dead is priceless.

     ;D

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      Re: PC Rage
      « Reply #20 on: July 09, 2009, 07:23:02 AM »
      Why are we looking at the price of a person?  :P
      If you dont know DOS, you dont know Windows...

      Thats why Bill Gates created the Windows NT Family.

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      Re: PC Rage
      « Reply #21 on: July 16, 2009, 12:05:47 AM »
      You forgot the testicles, assuming your a male, there worth about 250,000 US dollars each. You can function with just one you know  ;)

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      Re: PC Rage
      « Reply #22 on: July 16, 2009, 07:54:08 AM »
      You first.


      "For you, a thousand times over." - "The Kite Runner"

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      Re: PC Rage
      « Reply #23 on: July 17, 2009, 07:49:03 PM »
      Find me a place that pays that money for a testicle...

      Urban Legend time ?

       ;D
      " Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. "

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      « Reply #24 on: July 17, 2009, 07:53:48 PM »
      Find me a place that pays that money for a testicle...

      Urban Legend time ?

       ;D

      I want to know where I can sell my testicals! I'll sell them both I don't want kids!

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      Re: PC Rage
      « Reply #25 on: July 17, 2009, 09:54:13 PM »
      Testes-R-Us?

      The NUT shop?

      Cajones central?

      I was trying to dereference Null Pointers before it was cool.

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      Re: PC Rage
      « Reply #26 on: July 18, 2009, 06:26:42 AM »
      Testes-R-Us?

      The NUT shop?

      Cajones central?



      You seem to know an awful lot BC is there something you would like to tell us? How did you pay for that PC?

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      Re: PC Rage
      « Reply #27 on: July 20, 2009, 02:44:14 PM »
      I think BC is hiding something...
      Evil is an exact science.

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        Re: PC Rage
        « Reply #28 on: July 26, 2009, 04:21:26 PM »
        Like what?  :D
        If you dont know DOS, you dont know Windows...

        Thats why Bill Gates created the Windows NT Family.

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        Re: PC Rage
        « Reply #29 on: July 26, 2009, 04:32:58 PM »
        Like what?  :D

        My word your slow on the uptake. Have you not heard?