I'll give 'em a Citation, run 'em over with it, sure, the Chevy Citation may be small, but I could manage. At least park it on them
Personally, I don't think its a bad looking lil car. A lot meaner than modern hatchbacks. It is, however, front wheel drive, which would pose a problem when running the new owners over. 'Cause, there body mass would be elevating the front of the car... Oh, I know, run 'em over in reverse!