Finally

[BC_Programmer]

heh, I brought up the glass cleaner thing at work, somebody was saying "wheres the windex?" and I said, you mean the glass cleaner? "no the windex"... and I said, "windex is glass cleaner but glass cleaner isn't necessarily windex"... then she got all pissed off for some reason.

[patio]

Just hand her the plastic wrap next time...

[BC_Programmer]

heh... our plastic wrap is generic too. Hopefully she doesn't ask for the saran wrap, or it's be a repeat.

At least she doesn't call the sugar "rogers". Although she does claim that the sugar machines are "bone dry" when they are empty. Too which I can only say "good".

[patio]

I've recently switched to Honey as my main sweetener...messier and less convienient but worth it.

[Helpmeh]

"Kleenex!"
"Here you go!"
"THIS IS JUST FACIAL TISSUE!!!!1!shift!!!one!!!"
"Fine. I'll take it back."
"AAAAAHHHHHCCCCCHHHHJOOOOO" *mess all over his face eww*

[BC_Programmer]

err... OK.

I'm fairly sure patio was referring to using honey as a sweetener, not eating enough of it to make your nasal mucous* have the same viscosity.



* I was about to type "snot" or "boogers". But such clandestine terms belong only in the vernacular of the proletariat.**


** sorry I used those big words too. Ask the horse. "Napoleon is always right!" thank you boxer. Now off to the glue factory for you. I mean, to the doctor.


I really need to re-read that soon.Odd how I remember so many details.

[Helpmeh]

I was talking about what was said before, about windex.

[BC_Programmer]

what? quit living in the past, would you. It confuses the rest of us. Say have you met my pet chicken nugget? his name is giblet.

*ahem*. I apologize for that outburst. Such unsophisticated behavior is unbecoming a sophisticated pseudosoph such as myself. Although at the same time it is generally expected.