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Most selfish pet you can have.

Dog
2 (33.3%)
Cat
2 (33.3%)
Fish
0 (0%)
Worm
1 (16.7%)
Bee
1 (16.7%)
Lizard
0 (0%)
Whale
0 (0%)

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Mulreay

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Re: Whatever you want
« Reply #15 on: July 17, 2009, 06:17:37 PM »
Quote from: patio on July 17, 2009, 06:08:37 PM
Dogs have Owners...

Cat's have Staff...

Very good.  :D
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Re: Whatever you want
« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2009, 07:01:43 PM »
Dogs look at humans and think: This person feeds me, takes care of me, gives me a home, loves me. They must be gods!

Cats look at humans and think: This person feeds me, takes care of me, gives me a home, loves me. I must be a god!
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Mulreay

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Re: Whatever you want
« Reply #17 on: July 17, 2009, 07:13:52 PM »
I walk down a path with a (dog) and stop with a flower to my left and one to my right.

There is a spider on the left flower and I pick it up and move it to the right flower. Does the spider thank (me)? The flower on the right has many greenfly and so a plentiful food source. Am I a god to that spider because I chose to help hit? Will that spider spend the rest of it's days believing in me (god)?
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Mulreay

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Re: Whatever you want
« Reply #18 on: July 17, 2009, 07:14:27 PM »
I wanna see how deep we can go!  ;D
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Re: Whatever you want
« Reply #19 on: July 17, 2009, 07:19:03 PM »
Quote from: Mulreay on July 17, 2009, 07:13:52 PM
Will that spider spend the rest of it's days believing in me (god)?

Here's the real question:
What happened to the dog in the story? What does walking down the path with him have to do with anything?  ;D
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Mulreay

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Re: Whatever you want
« Reply #20 on: July 17, 2009, 07:21:11 PM »
Quote from: quaxo on July 17, 2009, 07:19:03 PM
Here's the real question:
What happened to the dog in the story? What does walking down the path with him have to do with anything?  ;D

Lol. Forget the dog...think spider  :D
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Mulreay

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Re: Whatever you want
« Reply #21 on: July 17, 2009, 07:22:59 PM »
Quote from: quaxo on July 17, 2009, 07:19:03 PM
Here's the real question:
What happened to the dog in the story? What does walking down the path with him have to do with anything?  ;D

sorry i'm still giggling!
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Re: Whatever you want
« Reply #22 on: July 17, 2009, 07:27:41 PM »
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Re: Whatever you want
« Reply #23 on: July 17, 2009, 07:32:46 PM »
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Here's the real question:
What happened to the dog in the story?

Merely dyslexia:  dog = god.   ;D
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Mulreay

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Re: Whatever you want
« Reply #24 on: July 17, 2009, 07:37:23 PM »
Quote from: Aegis on July 17, 2009, 07:32:46 PM
Merely dyslexia:  dog = god.   ;D

lets not do anagrammes.
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Mulreay

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Re: Whatever you want
« Reply #25 on: July 17, 2009, 07:41:30 PM »
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Re: Whatever you want
« Reply #26 on: July 17, 2009, 07:54:47 PM »
The dog told you to move the spider...simple.
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Mulreay

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Re: Whatever you want
« Reply #27 on: July 17, 2009, 08:00:47 PM »
Quote from: patio on July 17, 2009, 07:54:47 PM
The dog told you to move the spider...simple.


The spider gets a good deal out of this!
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Re: Whatever you want
« Reply #28 on: July 17, 2009, 09:41:58 PM »
hahaha so fake.

Cat's back legs don't look anything like that if you get them on two legs. (I just checked)
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Re: Whatever you want
« Reply #29 on: July 17, 2009, 09:47:13 PM »
Quote from: BC_Programmer on July 17, 2009, 09:41:58 PM

Cat's back legs don't look anything like that if you get them on two legs. (I just checked)

Toooo much information.
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