PC Rage

[macdad-]

Nah, I have a few ideas but just waiting to see if any of those ideas are right 

[Quantos]

You forgot the testicles, assuming your a male, there worth about 250,000 US dollars each. You can function with just one you know 

No they aren't.  WCB won't give more than $25,000.00 a piece.

[BC_Programmer]

No they aren't.  WCB won't give more than $25,000.00 a piece.

and of course, that's only if it happens at work. If your wife had any part of it I doubt they'd be particularly eager to reimburse you.

This is one reason not to keep vicegrips lying around. If she, for example, has a pair of vicegrips in her nightstand, you can guess she's planning something sinister.

[Quantos]

Or scissors...

[BC_Programmer]

and if she claims to be "practicing" when you see her putting golf balls in small knit sacks and snipping them.

[macdad-]

Of course you can't sell them on the black market legally.

[Mulreay]

Of course you can't sell them on the black market legally.

I don't think there is much you can sell on the 'black market' legally 

[macdad-]

Whoops