I tell my mum and dad about my relationships, I am 30 though so.....
heh
"Mommy, Daddy, I met this pretty lady at the drugsto"
"It's not that Ms. Hooverstein again is it? I've told you, she isn't into you"
"No No! She is, we went to her house, and you know what we did?
"no. But I think I have an idea."
"we played this awesome game, it's called Monkey Monopoly! It's awesome! there's this monkey, and he knows all the rules, and he wears this Pennybags getup, it's hilarious, and he puts the hotels and houses down for us, and brings us chance cards and everything, it's awesome!"
"err, ok, nevermind, son."
"and after that we played Monkey Checkers, and then we played her Monkey Island video game! It was great. "