Dating ideas

[computeruler]

It took you long enough LOL.  I rofled at the thing about the blank monitor

[Quantos]

Well, this thread went to the ninth ring of Hades and back in the proverbial handbasket.

I have a strong feeling that it's a rocket powered hand basket....

[Mulreay]

I have a strong feeling that it's a rocket powered hand basket....

Lol 

[Quantos]

I mean we are beyond dying and being judged.  Some nun will just open a trap door and we all go straight to *censored*.

[Mulreay]

I mean we are beyond dying and being judged.  Some nun will just open a trap door and we all go straight to *censored*.

I'm taking the express elevator to *censored*. One stop 'going down'.

[Helpmeh]

It took you long enough LOL.  I rofled at the thing about the blank monitor

I'm trying to turn down the sick-mindedness...for her sake. She isn't sick minded unless it's pretty obvious.

[squall_01]

first I was going to put forth some thoughts here, spite what you guys tell me all the time.  However, I need to go collect my thoughts cause I took some of the things posted a little out there.  Also, the high way is faster an the bus isnt yet packed an I still have plenty of room so far its just mulreay

[Mulreay]

first I was going to put forth some thoughts here, spite what you guys tell me all the time.  However, I need to go collect my thoughts cause I took some of the things posted a little out there.  Also, the high way is faster an the bus isnt yet packed an I still have plenty of room so far its just mulreay

As long as I have a window seat Squall that's cool.

[Mulreay]

Have you set a day for this date yet Helpmeh?

[kpac]

Of course, I trust your parents (both sets) have a considerable amount to say about this.

Who tells their parents about this stuff?

[Mulreay]

Who tells their parents about this stuff?

I tell my mum and dad about my relationships, I am 30 though so..... 

[BC_Programmer]

I tell my mum and dad about my relationships, I am 30 though so..... 

heh

"Mommy, Daddy, I met this pretty lady at the drugsto"

"It's not that Ms. Hooverstein again is it? I've told you, she isn't into you"

"No No! She is, we went to her house, and you know what we did?

"no. But I think I have an idea."

"we played this awesome game, it's called Monkey Monopoly! It's awesome! there's this monkey, and he knows all the rules, and he wears this Pennybags getup, it's hilarious, and he puts the hotels and houses down for us, and brings us chance cards and everything, it's awesome!"

"err, ok, nevermind, son."

"and after that we played Monkey Checkers, and then we played her Monkey Island video game! It was great. "

[Mulreay]

Very funny. 

I'd never say Mommy and Daddy though. But next time I phone my parents I'll include the game just to see what reaction I get...

I even researched a box your game/slash monkey can come in.

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[Karnac]

Must be some Kelowna smoke blowing through Nanaimo again.....

[Aegis]

Who tells their parents about this stuff?

This is in reference to their respective ages:  twelve and thirteen!!  They're still children!  Adolescents, and on the cusp of young adulthood, but still children!

Yes, this is the time in their lives for them to get to know the opposite genders -- I've no truck with that, but if the parents aren't involved at some higher levels, shame on them!

I'm not stating that the children have to tell every last detail, but if they were my children at that age, they'd have their freedom within certain rules and limitations.

LOOK AT SOME OF THE THINGS POSTED IN THIS THREAD -- for a twelve and thirteen year old.

Our societies have robbed children of their childhood -- they're forced to grow up too soon -- and we think we're clever.

I see the jokes continue, with no taste, so I'm gonna quote someone certifiably funnier than me -- Eddie Murphy:

"Ha, ha - very funny!  Your mother got a wooden leg with a kickstand!"