hahaha
"smaller Pids are older"
hilarious assumption, especially considering the ProcessID and Process Handle are essentially memory pointers, and therefore subject to memory allocation rules, which are pretty haphazard in themselves. You cannot, for example, know at any one point where in memory a structure will be allocated any more then you can predict the ordering of the allocations based on the time they are performed. Especially on account of the fact that memory is allocated and reallocated quite often; to say that "the lower Pids are older" is like saying that the files at the beginning of a disk are the oldest ones.