The reason "Why its better you pretend to know nothing about computers" is something I'd realized many years ago when I was about thirteen or fourteen. Now everyone turns to me as the resident "Genius", I try to explain to them I know a bit about a lot of things, but I know a lot about nothing, though that doesn't work so well... Making them pay however, that works to make 'em leave me alone, that or I atleast get paid.