- I did not get a social life.
- I did not win the lottery.
- I did not become an illuminati.
You people leave me speechless. I've been typing and removing things I wrote for the past 15 minutes whilst staring at Sandra Bullock on my TV (Who is one mighty fine lady, but it's not like I will ever meet one from my deskchair and I have grown at peace with that.). So I'll just tell you the truth.
Yes, I am no demi-god. I am a mere human! STOP TRYING TO CONTACT ME IN MY DREAMS! Same goes for that nice lady on the train I used to see every day. Hmmm... She looked like Sandra.. Hmmm..
Anyone want noodles? I stopped eating that crap.