I think you have a fan.
Now you can use your special ability to type things into the google search box to impress people. Accept donations! make people join the holy religion of keiranism! have them build your statue!
that is, until you fail to deliver the pictures one of your followers wants. Well, not really because you couldn't find it, but rather because you refused to. The pervert apparently wanted pictures of "an emu taking a viscous dump" which seemed not only a bit pecular but would also raise the question of what a "vicious" dump would entail. as well as why somebody would want to watch that.
