The problem with melting down said spoons to create silver bullets is really more or less the fact that the market for silver bullets is limited to emo goths who want an easy way to eliminate the fictional werewolf using a technique (shooting with silver bullets) that has actually never been experimentally tested. (In much the same way as the theory of rogaine, whereby it was theorized that spiking Jean-Luc Picards Earl grey with Rogaine might cause him to grow hair and be more recognizable to a younger demographic who will identify with him more in said instance. Of course since, Like the werewolf, the captain is a fictional character, so they do have something in common. In said instance however they are also remotely related, since the werewolf is similar to the "wolf" and the plural for wolf is wolves, and wolverine is a X-Men character and Patrick Stewart played that wheelchair guy on it so in some sense there is an etymological relationship that transcends the fictional universes within which the two characters exist. Although werewolves are more or less found in universes where these "silver bullets" are found in random lockers and lying in the floor in neat little ammo packs (see: resident evil))
Returning in a delayed fashion to the concept of decorative turkey basters, they are in fact really more or less the size of eyedroppers, however they are far fancier and less useful for anything, much less harvesting tears. Rarely, a large specimen shows up that can sometimes hold up to 30ml of liquid. However these are in general not well perserved, being that the jewel-encrustment on the rubber thingy at the top part is cracked and eroded from use. Not a well designed implementation.
Turning our attention now to the similarities between Leonard Nimoy (author of the coincidentally clashing books, "I Am Not Spock", "I am Spock" And far less known "I am feeling feverish", which was a book about the antiquated affairs of a middle-eastern couple trying to battle the arabian nights and also for some reason were living on a small farm im Iowa (which according to Star Trek Canon is also where the fictional William Shatne... I mean, James T. Kirk, Also known as Mr.T, grew up, bringing us full circle once again).
Where was I? Oh yes, the similarities between the fictional "Spock" character oh so imtimately associated with the Star Trek series, and John Candy. Now, they both died, this much is certain. However, although John Candy's body was ejected onto a genesis planet in a similar way to Spock, unfortunately he didn't have a strong-willed Father figure to be all, "how could you do that to him" in a really calm voice to one of his friends, who would then, in a similar fashion to what happened following Spocks demise, steal the Eagle V from a space dock and return to the forbidden planet in an attempt to rescue him. Although, given the dynamics it would seem that the character Barf, while playing a crucial role during the film, was really only an acquaintance and never was down with the whole "I have been, and always will be.... your friend" smushy crap, being that he was half-dog and not apt to form proper sentences. As we all know dogs enjoy jumping on tables and eating the turkey when nobody is looking, causing many a person to wonder why the turker is missing, the dog is barfing up turkey bones, and the local Salvation Army is having a sale on quilts. That last one is only strange because quilts are generally created by old ladies and are often a documentation of the struggles within the family that the quilter(s) have witnessed, so it stands to reason that one panel that appears to a family member as a documentation of their ancestors struggle over the Oregon trail might appear to somebody less familiar with that families history to be simply a circle with two lines and a picture of a weasel on it. (they might also mistake the brown splotch the quilter used to represent the ever-changing times of the day as a coffee stain, causing many a vain cleaning bill and much anguish). Actually, come to think of it, dogs also like humping things and throwing up on carpet when there is linoleum like, Right there, so maybe they purposely do stuff to piss us off and we just pass it off as a canine quirk.
