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GX1_Man

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Re: How stupid is stupid
« Reply #30 on: November 02, 2005, 08:04:40 AM »
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The Lord giveth and the lord taketh away.

The Lord turneth the Light on and the lord turneth the light off.

You end up with an IQ of Zero sitting alone in the dark.

It doesn't get any dumber!


I don't think #2 is a scripture. #3 is an assumption, and #4 is a conclusion.
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    Re: How stupid is stupid
    « Reply #31 on: November 02, 2005, 10:00:37 AM »
    Discussions concerning race, religion, and politics are best left in a forum set aside for that purpose. They have no true value in a help forum and are offensive to many.
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      Re: How stupid is stupid
      « Reply #32 on: November 02, 2005, 10:17:57 AM »
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      The Lord giveth and the lord taketh away.

      The Lord turneth the Light on and the lord turneth the light off.

      You end up with an IQ of Zero sitting alone in the dark.

      It doesn't get any dumber!


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      An 'immaculate' assumption is ... that a married couple WILL have normal conjugal relations, something which 'celibates' don't have.

      'Celibates' remain 'virginal' by never marrying.

      Of the billions of people on this planet there is only one pope.

      Do you notice anything wrong?


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      GX1_Man

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      Re: How stupid is stupid
      « Reply #33 on: November 02, 2005, 10:39:25 AM »
      Delete Guard 1.0 works even BEFORE he deletes posts! This is amazing software.  :o :o :o :o :o
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      How stupid is stupid
      « Reply #34 on: November 02, 2005, 01:55:06 PM »
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      Discussions concerning race, religion, and politics are best left in a forum set aside for that purpose. They have no true value in a help forum and are offensive to many.


      Precisely my point.

      I do wish that people would not speak about their race, religion or politics.

      It only needs one race, no religion, and no politics, in order to achieve this.
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        Re: How stupid is stupid
        « Reply #35 on: November 02, 2005, 02:02:03 PM »
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        Nope, it's that stuff called haemoglobin which carries the oxygen (oxyhaemoglobin) around the viens.

        It is when the haemoglobin becomes saturated with carbon monoxide or carbon dioxide when it gets dangerous as too much carboxyhaemoglobin and insufficient oxyhaemoglobin effectively suffocates you.

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          Re: How stupid is stupid
          « Reply #36 on: November 02, 2005, 02:02:28 PM »
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          Delete Guard 1.0 works even BEFORE he deletes posts! This is amazing software.


          You misunderstand, GX1_Man. Please read the instructions carefully, and call technical support if you require further assistance:

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          The software logs the handle of the user who has a past history of deleting posts, and replicates selected subsequent posts from that user, as seen above. This creates a file copy so that, if the post disappears, the backup copy can be delivered to the "Post Deleters " thread, where it will reside permanently.

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            Re: How stupid is stupid
            « Reply #37 on: November 02, 2005, 02:03:41 PM »
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            Precisely my point.

            I do wish that people would not speak about their race, religion or politics.

            It only needs one race, no religion, and no politics, in order to achieve this.

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              Re: How stupid is stupid
              « Reply #38 on: November 02, 2005, 02:06:05 PM »
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              I see you downloaded the freeware trial version, Fed. Good job!

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                Re: How stupid is stupid
                « Reply #39 on: November 02, 2005, 02:06:26 PM »
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                Version 1.1, soon to be available, includes a patch in which Raptor goes over to the offender's house and kills him.


                I hope this only applies to habitual offenders.
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                  Re: How stupid is stupid
                  « Reply #40 on: November 02, 2005, 02:07:56 PM »
                  I don't think Merlin has posted since delete guard was installed.  :D :D :D
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                  How stupid is stupid
                  « Reply #41 on: November 02, 2005, 02:10:45 PM »
                  Delete thread V8·8 is where Raptor finds out that Mac thinks in exactly the same way.
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                  merlin_2

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                  Re: How stupid is stupid
                  « Reply #42 on: November 02, 2005, 03:03:48 PM »
                  Unproven statement>>The Lord giveth and the lord taketh away

                  if this was so, why does babies, kids suffer........is the lord the devil........<as an atheist
                  >......i find it hard to believe that people are dying every second........this is due to i am all jack......if there was a superbeing.....who is suppose to fix-all......where is he/she........

                  by a fluke of the big bang this earth was born......and not created by  mystical people......
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                  How stupid is stupid? Is it Dumb and Dumber?
                  « Reply #43 on: November 02, 2005, 03:48:05 PM »
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                  Unproven statement>>The Lord giveth and the lord taketh away

                  if this was so, why does babies, kids suffer........is the lord the devil........<as an atheist
                  >......i find it hard to believe that people are dying every second........this is due to i am all jack......if there was a superbeing.....who is suppose to fix-all......where is he/she........

                  by a fluke of the big bang this earth was born......and not created by  mystical people......


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                  merlin_2

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                  Re: How stupid is stupid
                  « Reply #44 on: November 02, 2005, 03:57:57 PM »
                  Delete Guard strikes again!


                  the earth ceases to be......a planet.....just a red dwarf....
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