Ill start first with my biography.
I work at Joe's Taxedirmy, where our motto is "You Snuff 'Em, We Stuff 'Em".
After work I hang out at the local bowling alley and steal peoples shoes. Speaking about that, anybody wanna buy a shoe?
GX1_Man, where the heck did u find such an UGLY zombie dog??
*EDIT*
never mind, i remembered ur source of wisdom...i typed "ugly dog" in google and sam was the first on the list.