please answer

[ogelami]

is there eny one who know's a funny command/script for bat?

[fffreak]

Well, it depends on what you would define as funny.

8-)fffreak

[Dilbert]

"format c:" is funny.

(P.S. don't do it. )

[WillyW]

"format c:" is funny.

(P.S. don't do it. )

http://www.rjlsoftware.com/software/entertainment/fakefmt/

 

[finnen]

del* is also fun

[highlight](obs this should not be used)[/highlight]

[finnen]

And net send of corse

net send domainhere userhere(* for all users) “message here”

[fffreak]

net send is not meant to be funny, it is suppose to be a simple messenger for computers connected through a lan.

[Carbon Dudeoxide]

Lol, netsend can be fun at school where all the computers one area are all connected

[fffreak]

To bad, my school has disabled messenger. Our computers are completely locked down literally. Now what is fun to do with net send, is to put it in a infinite loop.

Code: [Select]

:LOOP
net send computername "your message"
GOTO LOOP

Now that is funny.

[Carbon Dudeoxide]

Me and my school used to chat with eachother using netsend. Got caught once though but the teacher didn't exactly know what we were doing so she let us off

[lordoftheplat]

dood wad lesson was that?
i never heard of u saying u got caught

[Carbon Dudeoxide]

first day in the new science class lol. chatting with colin and ms mcandrew was like 'wat is that? is that your work?' and i said 'yea, i'm just trying to connect to the internet' and she believed me

[lordoftheplat]

really? we wernt even on the computer...were we? unless i was sick that lesson

[Carbon Dudeoxide]

Yea, you were sick. Now..........

--------BACK TO THE TOPIC OF THIS POST--------

I know your looking for a batch or script ogelami, so I have a html file that isn't necessarily funny but can annoy people.

What you have to do is open Notepad and type what is in the picture below (i dont know how to put a pic here)
Save that as a [highlight].html[/highlight]
This makes a popup saying 'HI'

Copy and paste it like a thousand times.
Name it something random like 'funny site' or something and put it in someplace where you know people will see it. At school all the computers are connected to a server so there is a drive that we're allowed to put stuff on and show other students and because normally Task manager is blocked in schools, they can't get rid of all the popups.

DO NOT OPEN IT UNLESS [highlight]YOU[/highlight] HAVE ACCESS TO TASK MANAGER!!!

Hope it works

[lordoftheplat]

hmm i got a great idea but dont think it can work... you know msn mssngr
there is this nudge button and it makes ur convo shake so if u can make
this batch file that nudges every window of that person infinite times...
that will be the best and funniest batch file EVER plus this will include
scripting....