The forums are alive
If we listen, we can hear them ticking
We can hear each post
Sucking the life out of the forums code
If we pay attention, we can see it strive
Strive to keep loading
Strive to keep posting
Strive to keep itself together
If we listen harder, we can hear the server
We can hear the Apache Module
We can hear the Perl Module
We can hear the CGI churning information
--Taken from a Rose Red type intro
