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goodnatureddog

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Key logger
« on: April 16, 2007, 07:09:12 AM »
How do i make a key logger
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Raptor

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Re: Key logger
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2007, 07:33:16 AM »
Really easy, you take one ounce of baking powder, a litre milk and some raisins. You mix them together, bake them at a pre-heated oven at 200 degrees celcius for about 30 minutes and there you go! Delicious keylogger according to grandma's recept.

By the way, I'll give you a karma point because I think you're such a nice guy.
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Re: Key logger
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2007, 07:47:56 AM »
Quote from: Raptor on April 16, 2007, 07:33:16 AM
Really easy, you take one ounce of baking powder, a litre milk and some raisins. You mix them together, bake them at a pre-heated oven at 200 degrees celcius for about 30 minutes and there you go! Delicious keylogger according to grandma's recept.

By the way, I'll give you a karma point because I think you're such a nice guy.
Nah man, you got it all wrong! I dont know how your grandma makes it but my grandma pre-heats her oven at 230 degrees selcius and cooks it for 35 minutes. But then again she adds 2 leters of milk so i dunno, both might taste the same though.
I love to eat keyloggers, especially when i sneak a few chocolate chips on them before they go in the oven  ;D ;D

Advice goodnatureddog, if you can read this you don't need glasses. Oh yeah, almost forgot, we don't do that kind of stuff here at computerhope

Paste that into ms word and enlarge it  ;)
« Last Edit: April 16, 2007, 07:58:28 AM by Carbon Dudeoxide »
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Re: Key logger
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2007, 09:36:35 AM »
I think he wants to know how to move up the log drivers' ladder.

dog, just keep swinging that axe and loading those logs and you'll be a key logger in no time.
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Raptor

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Re: Key logger
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2007, 10:37:06 AM »
You dare slander my grandma's receipt recipe ?!



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« Last Edit: April 16, 2007, 02:24:01 PM by dl65 »
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GX1_Man

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Re: Key logger
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2007, 01:31:59 PM »
Are you sure he's not referring to Key Lager, a fine old ale?
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Re: Key logger
« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2007, 02:15:38 PM »
Quote from: Raptor on April 16, 2007, 10:37:06 AM
You dare slander my grandma's receipt?!
Receipt?
What for?
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Raptor

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Re: Key logger
« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2007, 02:21:11 PM »
Quote from: Calum on April 16, 2007, 02:15:38 PM
Quote from: Raptor on April 16, 2007, 10:37:06 AM
You dare slander my grandma's receipt?!
Receipt?
What for?

Delicious keyloggers. Scroll up.

You could add two litres of rum to make the whole product more.. Edible.
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Re: Key logger
« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2007, 02:24:26 PM »
Quote from: Raptor on April 16, 2007, 02:21:11 PM
Quote from: Calum on April 16, 2007, 02:15:38 PM
Quote from: Raptor on April 16, 2007, 10:37:06 AM
You dare slander my grandma's receipt?!
Receipt?
What for?

Delicious keyloggers. Scroll up.

You could add two litres of rum to make the whole product more.. Edible.
. . . isn't that a recipe?
And yes, the 2l of rum recipe sounds much more appetising, ship me a batch or three please.
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Raptor

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Re: Key logger
« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2007, 02:29:38 PM »
Quote from: Raptor on April 16, 2007, 10:37:06 AM
You dare slander my grandma's receipt recipe ?!



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Geeh, thanks DL65. I've got a few other things you can go spell check for me?  :-*
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goodnatureddog

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Re: Key logger
« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2007, 02:36:51 PM »
how did this change from me trying to find out how to rite a keylogger program, to sumthing about a recipe
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Re: Key logger
« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2007, 02:47:53 PM »
Probably because the recipes are a bit safer than what you are attempting to do...
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GX1_Man

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Re: Key logger
« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2007, 02:49:29 PM »
And in what language are you going to "rite" this in?
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goodnatureddog

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Re: Key logger
« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2007, 02:50:47 PM »
wat ever laguage i can, hopefully batch
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GX1_Man

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Re: Key logger
« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2007, 02:53:18 PM »
That reminds me, Raptor, do you have a recipe for Key Lime Pie?
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