Author Topic: Key logger (Read 24015 times)

goodnatureddog · « **on:** April 16, 2007, 07:09:12 AM »

How do i make a key logger

Raptor · « **Reply #1 on:** April 16, 2007, 07:33:16 AM »

Really easy, you take one ounce of baking powder, a litre milk and some raisins. You mix them together, bake them at a pre-heated oven at 200 degrees celcius for about 30 minutes and there you go! Delicious keylogger according to grandma's recept.

By the way, I'll give you a karma point because I think you're such a nice guy.

Carbon Dudeoxide · « **Reply #2 on:** April 16, 2007, 07:47:56 AM »

Quote from: Raptor on April 16, 2007, 07:33:16 AM

Really easy, you take one ounce of baking powder, a litre milk and some raisins. You mix them together, bake them at a pre-heated oven at 200 degrees celcius for about 30 minutes and there you go! Delicious keylogger according to grandma's recept.

By the way, I'll give you a karma point because I think you're such a nice guy.

Nah man, you got it all wrong! I dont know how your grandma makes it but my grandma pre-heats her oven at 230 degrees selcius and cooks it for 35 minutes. But then again she adds 2 leters of milk so i dunno, both might taste the same though.
I love to eat keyloggers, especially when i sneak a few chocolate chips on them before they go in the oven

Advice goodnatureddog, if you can read this you don't need glasses. Oh yeah, almost forgot, we don't do that kind of stuff here at computerhope

Paste that into ms word and enlarge it

CBMatt · « **Reply #3 on:** April 16, 2007, 09:36:35 AM »

I think he wants to know how to move up the log drivers' ladder.

dog, just keep swinging that axe and loading those logs and you'll be a key logger in no time.

Raptor · « **Reply #4 on:** April 16, 2007, 10:37:06 AM »

You dare slander my grandma's ~~receipt~~ recipe ?!

Note ...auto spell checker enabled

GX1_Man · « **Reply #5 on:** April 16, 2007, 01:31:59 PM »

Are you sure he's not referring to Key Lager, a fine old ale?

Calum · « **Reply #6 on:** April 16, 2007, 02:15:38 PM »

Quote from: Raptor on April 16, 2007, 10:37:06 AM

You dare slander my grandma's receipt?!

Receipt?
What for?

Raptor · « **Reply #7 on:** April 16, 2007, 02:21:11 PM »

Quote from: Calum on April 16, 2007, 02:15:38 PM

Quote from: Raptor on April 16, 2007, 10:37:06 AM
You dare slander my grandma's receipt?!
Receipt?
What for?

Delicious keyloggers. Scroll up.

You could add two litres of rum to make the whole product more.. Edible.

Calum · « **Reply #8 on:** April 16, 2007, 02:24:26 PM »

Quote from: Raptor on April 16, 2007, 02:21:11 PM

Quote from: Calum on April 16, 2007, 02:15:38 PM
Quote from: Raptor on April 16, 2007, 10:37:06 AM
You dare slander my grandma's receipt?!
Receipt?
What for?

Delicious keyloggers. Scroll up.

You could add two litres of rum to make the whole product more.. Edible.

. . . isn't that a recipe?
And yes, the 2l of rum recipe sounds much more appetising, ship me a batch or three please.

Raptor · « **Reply #9 on:** April 16, 2007, 02:29:38 PM »

Quote from: Raptor on April 16, 2007, 10:37:06 AM

You dare slander my grandma's ~~receipt~~ recipe ?!

Note ...auto spell checker enabled

Geeh, thanks DL65. I've got a few other things you can go spell check for me?

goodnatureddog · « **Reply #10 on:** April 16, 2007, 02:36:51 PM »

how did this change from me trying to find out how to rite a keylogger program, to sumthing about a recipe

patio · « **Reply #11 on:** April 16, 2007, 02:47:53 PM »

Probably because the recipes are a bit safer than what you are attempting to do...

GX1_Man · « **Reply #12 on:** April 16, 2007, 02:49:29 PM »

And in what language are you going to "rite" this in?

goodnatureddog · « **Reply #13 on:** April 16, 2007, 02:50:47 PM »

wat ever laguage i can, hopefully batch

GX1_Man · « **Reply #14 on:** April 16, 2007, 02:53:18 PM »

That reminds me, Raptor, do you have a recipe for Key Lime Pie?

goodnatureddog · « **Reply #15 on:** April 16, 2007, 03:03:02 PM »

watever, ill find it elsewere

M1CH431 · « **Reply #16 on:** April 16, 2007, 03:20:12 PM »

Not meaning to be annoying but it kind of makes no sense that no one pointed out, accept for one person who put it in super small font which completely defeats the purpose that you're not supposed to be asking questions on keyloggers or any other related thing, instead everyone starts randomly talking about different ways to make a pie and giving him negative karma for him not knowing he could ask the question.

patio · « **Reply #17 on:** April 16, 2007, 03:23:52 PM »

Good to point that out...have you tried either recipe yet ? ?

M1CH431 · « **Reply #18 on:** April 16, 2007, 03:25:49 PM »

I do have to admit Raptor's Grandmother's recipe is sure tasty.

goodnatureddog · « **Reply #19 on:** April 16, 2007, 03:55:02 PM »

i like ur point m1ch, and i dont want to do anything bad with this keylogger, i need it to keep my computer save. see some one has been getting on and screwing everthing up, so i want to see wat there typing and see if i can find out who it is

M1CH431 · « **Reply #20 on:** April 16, 2007, 04:08:19 PM »

Well from searching keyloggers in google I found a program that would probably do the job for you. I'm not sure If I'm allowed to post the link so I won't but a simple search on google will do the trick.

-Mike

goodnatureddog · « **Reply #21 on:** April 16, 2007, 04:16:29 PM »

thx, ur r the greatest person ever... or at least on this forum

Raptor · « **Reply #22 on:** April 16, 2007, 04:31:33 PM »

Quote from: GX1_Man on April 16, 2007, 02:53:18 PM

That reminds me, Raptor, do you have a recipe for Key Lime Pie?

Key... Lime.. Nope, do have a recipe for Key smite?

Raptor · « **Reply #23 on:** April 16, 2007, 04:32:07 PM »

Quote from: goodnatureddog on April 16, 2007, 04:16:29 PM

thx, ur r the greatest person ever... or at least on this forum

How can that be? I gave you karma!

Carbon Dudeoxide · « **Reply #24 on:** April 17, 2007, 02:52:13 AM »

ok, here is some real info, not everything uses the command prompt. There is NO WAY to make a keylogger with a batch file. Putting a keylogger on another computer besides your own is intruding someone elses privacy. If you're computer is shared then you are still intruding the privacy of anyone that uses the computer. Recipies are very good and spell checkers are not always programed right

EDIT: I also don't trust keyloggers anyways because they could be viruses or worms or the logged keys could be sent to the origional programmer or something.

Dark Blade · « **Reply #25 on:** April 17, 2007, 03:46:48 AM »

This topic was going a bit off topic before, but now it might have gotten serious again.

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i like ur point m1ch, and i dont want to do anything bad with this keylogger, i need it to keep my computer save. see some one has been getting on and screwing everthing up, so i want to see wat there typing and see if i can find out who it is

goodnaturedog, you should have said this before, because no-one took you seriously.

You should ALL be smited!

Just kidding, but this topic seriously didn't look like a real topip until the last post.

Carbon Dudeoxide · « **Reply #26 on:** April 17, 2007, 04:05:29 AM »

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see some one has been getting on and screwing everthing up, so i want to see wat there typing and see if i can find out who it is

More info on the 'screwing up computer' part would be helpful too because normally to mess up someones computer, you would change settings like folder options and veiw options. a keylogger would be useless in this situation because it wont log where the mouse has been or anything and it wont log any changes in the system.
If it is your home computer, think who has access to it and maybe password protect your account.

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this topic seriously didn't look like a real topip until the last post.

i still liked the recipe's. Raptor's recipe works just as well as mine

Dark Blade · « **Reply #27 on:** April 17, 2007, 04:19:28 AM »

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i still liked the recipe's. Raptor's recipe works just as well as mine

honestly, I haven;t tried either of them. what do they taste like?

Carbon Dudeoxide · « **Reply #28 on:** April 17, 2007, 04:34:57 AM »

Quote from: Dark Blade on April 17, 2007, 04:19:28 AM

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i still liked the recipe's. Raptor's recipe works just as well as mine

honestly, I haven;t tried either of them. what do they taste like?

Can't describe, too gooooooood..........

GX1_Man · « **Reply #29 on:** April 17, 2007, 04:44:26 AM »

Quote from: Dark Blade on April 17, 2007, 03:46:48 AM

This topic was going a bit off topic before, but now it might have gotten serious again.

goodnaturedog, you should have said this before, because no-one took you seriously.

Exactly. And there are a lot better ways to do this than a keylogger. A simple password on the account is more than enough unless your sister is a hacker.

Carbon Dudeoxide · « **Reply #30 on:** April 17, 2007, 05:01:50 AM »

If you are very despirate, I know a program that takes a screen shot of the screen every time the mouse is clicked and it logs keys and everything. It's VERY expensive of course ($300-400 US i think). I don't have it because I have no use for it.

goodnatureddog · « **Reply #31 on:** April 17, 2007, 06:38:00 AM »

thx, but i dont have that kind of money.
ill just try to rite one myself
i found that they wrok best written in C++, which is the language i know best, and thats including english

Raptor · « **Reply #32 on:** April 17, 2007, 06:42:12 AM »

You know that language as good as you do English? Better get the debugger out..

CBMatt · « **Reply #33 on:** April 17, 2007, 06:55:59 AM »

Quote from: goodnatureddog on April 17, 2007, 06:38:00 AM

which is the language i know best, and thats including english

Doesn't seem like much of a stretch.

goodnatureddog · « **Reply #34 on:** April 17, 2007, 07:00:12 AM »

i no, im such a nerd...
and actuly i no a decint amount about C++, i've made like 8 games

Raptor · « **Reply #35 on:** April 17, 2007, 07:05:55 AM »

You speak the language of ctrl a, c and v well, then.

Dark Blade · « **Reply #36 on:** April 18, 2007, 12:17:17 AM »

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i found that they wrok best written in C++, which is the language i know best, and thats including english

Well, judging by YOUR English, it musn't be hard to have C++ as your best language

Carbon Dudeoxide · « **Reply #37 on:** April 18, 2007, 03:13:00 AM »

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i've made like 8 games

Ooooh, games.....

Dark Blade · « **Reply #38 on:** April 18, 2007, 03:51:33 AM »

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i've made like 8 games

Well, I've made like 50!

(but not with C++ .........)

goodnatureddog · « **Reply #39 on:** April 18, 2007, 06:39:19 AM »

i only look like i type not good here cuz i dont care, now if i were riting a paper that actually mattered, it would most likely look alot better

Raptor · « **Reply #40 on:** April 18, 2007, 06:54:22 AM »

Quote from: goodnatureddog on April 18, 2007, 06:39:19 AM

i only look like i type not good here cuz i dont care, now if i were riting a paper that actually mattered, it would most likely look alot better

Ok, so being coherent so that we can understand you is not important? Guess you don't respect us..

Calum · « **Reply #41 on:** April 18, 2007, 09:05:14 AM »

Quote from: Raptor on April 18, 2007, 06:54:22 AM

Quote from: goodnatureddog on April 18, 2007, 06:39:19 AM
i only look like i type not good here cuz i dont care, now if i were riting a paper that actually mattered, it would most likely look alot better

Ok, so being coherent so that we can understand you is not important? Guess you don't respect us..

I'm heartbroken.

CBMatt · « **Reply #42 on:** April 18, 2007, 09:34:05 AM »

As am I. This hurts my beating little heart.

unlovedwarrior · « **Reply #43 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:00:52 AM »

dog i shall curse you with a thousand smites from the smiting god roflcopter

GX1_Man · « **Reply #44 on:** April 18, 2007, 01:41:52 PM »

Quote from: goodnatureddog on April 18, 2007, 06:39:19 AM

i only look like i type not good here cuz i dont care, now if i were riting a paper that actually mattered, it would most likely look alot better

Well, if you don't care.....

patio · « **Reply #45 on:** April 18, 2007, 04:26:43 PM »

Quote from: GX1_Man on April 18, 2007, 01:41:52 PM

Quote from: goodnatureddog on April 18, 2007, 06:39:19 AM
i only look like i type not good here cuz i dont care, now if i were riting a paper that actually mattered, it would most likely look alot better

Well, if you don't care.....

And it doesn't matter....

Carbon Dudeoxide · « **Reply #46 on:** April 18, 2007, 04:35:06 PM »

As long as we understand what you are trying to say

Dark Blade · « **Reply #47 on:** April 19, 2007, 12:07:44 AM »

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i only look like i type not good here cuz i dont care, now if i were riting a paper that actually mattered, it would most likely look alot better

I only type like that while I'm in MSN. Anyway, does this topic revolve around Keylogging anymore, or is it just off-topic incoherent chatter?

One more thing: does goodnaturedog have the lowest Karma of everyone on Computer Hope? I only have 1 Karma though, so I should talk much...

Carbon Dudeoxide · « **Reply #48 on:** April 19, 2007, 02:52:14 AM »

Why does he have -13 karma

And yes, Dark Blade, i think this topic is falling off-topic.

But why -13 karma, lol

Dark Blade · « **Reply #49 on:** April 19, 2007, 02:57:47 AM »

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And yes, Dark Blade, i think this topic is falling off-topic.

It's got quite a lot of posts though.

Even though that the creator of this topic isn't here anymore (probably so no-one can smite him

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Why does he have -13 karma

Maybe just lots of people smited him for asking about keyloggers, but also look at his other posts, and they should explain it.

Dark Blade · « **Reply #50 on:** April 19, 2007, 02:58:50 AM »

Do you think this topic will get moved soon?

Or maybe deleted (if it can be done)?

Carbon Dudeoxide · « **Reply #51 on:** April 19, 2007, 03:25:25 AM »

Don't delete topic, it will get rid of all those recipes i have yet to write down...
Main reason is so there is history of the -13 karma, LOL

Dark Blade · « **Reply #52 on:** April 19, 2007, 03:28:47 AM »

Is this the topic with the recipes?

Carbon Dudeoxide · « **Reply #53 on:** April 19, 2007, 03:42:07 AM »

Go to page 1 and there are some very tasty recipes.

Dark Blade · « **Reply #54 on:** April 19, 2007, 03:45:52 AM »

I remember them... But I haven't made them yet.

BTW, what's the time in Hong Kong? Because it's 7:45 in Australia, and I don't think Americans are up yet.

Carbon Dudeoxide · « **Reply #55 on:** April 19, 2007, 03:48:49 AM »

You are two hours ahead, it is 5:49 here. In america, it depends. In Texas it is 4:49 AM i think, Maybe 5....

Dark Blade · « **Reply #56 on:** April 19, 2007, 03:49:57 AM »

Have you heard of the user Fed?

goodnatureddog · « **Reply #57 on:** April 19, 2007, 07:12:26 AM »

i changed the title, so that eveyone knows that it is not about a keylogger

unlovedwarrior · « **Reply #58 on:** April 19, 2007, 09:12:48 AM »

well im up at random hours everyday i go to bed 12 am or 1 am and get up between 4 and 6 everyday except weekends on weekends i stay up until 8 in the morning then sleep to 12 or 1 and repeat

Dark Blade · « **Reply #59 on:** April 20, 2007, 12:27:24 AM »

Quote from: goodnatureddog on April 19, 2007, 07:12:26 AM

i changed the title, so that eveyone knows that it is not about a keylogger

Why don't we just move this to Off-Topic then?

dl65 · « **Reply #60 on:** April 20, 2007, 12:56:33 AM »

Enough guys........ If you wish to discuss off-topic things, do it in the appropriate place.

This topic is being locked ......

dl65

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