Fair warning: My mom is not one you want to piss off.
Lol
(Well, no real offense intended)
I got that one from my old friend, Chris (not chriscool9, or CBMatt, a person who isnt on the internet
)
Me: What are you doing for your presentation?
Him: Sasquatch
Me: How much more do you have to do?
Him: All I need to do now is interview my mom
Teacher (who is listing in the background): Your mom?
Him: My mom
IS sasquatch