Living Life Backwards...........

[Jp]

Living Life Backwards...........

I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work. 

You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions-central heating, room service on tap, and then...

You finish off as an *censored*. 
I rest my case.

   Jp

[unlovedwarrior]

what the duce JP

[helper]

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions-central heating, room service on tap, and then...

you get all of that, in a stomech? stay at stomech inn near you 

[Jp]

Huh ?


Can I delete the last post ?

[Raptor]

Jp,

I can help you carry out the first item on your list...!

[Jp]

Raptor,

Your such a *censored*, nice guy !

Oh! . . . . I said *censored* hey, . .but thats OK contrex said G. D.

Hey Like why don't you have remote accsess computer fixes, or do you want to teach all the little nerds a lesson,
if you can't afford it, *censored* I'll pass the hat around for you, . . .

and you could be really really great ! ! !



I hope you  sons  miss me, . . . . . .


Best of Luck, . . I really like you guys, You are the latest ! ! !

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[Calum]

That would actually be pretty good, I like the idea.