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    Three things that even Microsoft can't explain!
    « on: November 30, 2008, 01:57:15 AM »
    MAGIC #1

    An Indian found that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the Computer which can be named as "CON". This is something funny and inexplicable… At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened!
    TRY IT NOW, IT WILL NOT CREATE A "CON" FOLDER

    MAGIC #2
    For those of you using Windows, do the following:
    1.) Open an empty notepad file
    2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)
    3.) Save it as whatever you want.
    4.) Close it, and re-open it.
    Noticed the weird bug? No one can explain!

    MAGIC #3
    Again this is something funny and can't be explained… At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!
    It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself…
    Open Microsoft Word and type
    =rand (200, 99)
    And then press ENTER
    And see the magic…..!

    post please if you tried

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    Re: Three things that even Microsoft can't explain!
    « Reply #1 on: November 30, 2008, 02:21:13 AM »
    kasrawis, why did you spam the forum with this OLD hoax, which has been going around for years?

    MAGIC #1
    This is something funny and inexplicable…

    It may be funny, but it is certainly not "inexplicable". And Microsoft can explain it. As I can.

    It is in fact perfectly true that you cannot create a folder named "CON", nor can you rename an existing folder to "CON". However, there is no mystery surrounding this restriction whatsoever. The "team" at Microsoft, and a great many others besides, know perfectly well why you cannot name a folder "CON". "CON" and a number of other character strings are in fact reserved names that go back to the days of DOS and cannot be used to name folders or files.

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    MAGIC #2
    Noticed the weird bug? No one can explain!

    I can.

    Bush hid the facts (sometimes also This app can break) is the common name for a bug present in the charset detection of all versions of Microsoft Notepad in Windows 2000 and Windows XP, which causes a file of text encoded in Windows-1252 or similar encoding to be interpreted as if it was UTF-16, resulting in mojibake.

    While "Bush hid the facts" is the sentence that is most commonly presented on the Internet, it does not exclusively occur with that phrase. The bug can be triggered by many sentences, including those that follow a particular structure: first word with an even number of letters (2 or more) and all other words with odd number of letters (3 or more).

    The bug occurs when such a string is entered into Notepad (with no other characters) and then saved as a text file. Upon reloading the file into Notepad, the text will be replaced with nine Chinese characters, or squares if the language pack has not been installed. To retrieve the original text, bring up the "Open a file" dialog box, select the file, select "ANSI" in the "Encoding" list box, and click Open.

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    MAGIC #3
    Again this is something funny and can't be explained… At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!

    This is not a bug, it is the Word macro language. Microsoft, in fact, explain how to use it here!

    http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=212251

    The rand function

    The Microsoft Knowledge Base article How to Insert Sample Text into a Document in Word [212251] explains the use and syntax of the function:

        Microsoft Word allows you to quickly insert sample text into a document. To do this, type =rand() in the document where you want the text to appear, and then press ENTER.

    The inserted text is that hardy perennial: “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog,” which contains every letter in the English alphabet.

    By default, the sample text contains three paragraphs, each containing five sentences. You can control how many paragraphs and sentences appear by adding numbers inside the parentheses, for instance:

    =rand(3,4)

    The first number is the number of paragraphs, and the second the number of sentences per paragraph. If you omit the second number, you get five sentences in each paragraph. So, for example:

    =rand(3,4)

    inserts three, four-sentence paragraphs, while:

    =rand(10)

    inserts ten, five-sentence paragraphs.

    The maximum number for either parameter is 200 and may be lower depending on the number of paragraphs and sentences specified. For instance, if you specify 200 paragraphs, then the maximum number of sentences per paragraph you can specify is 99:

    =rand(200, 99)

    If you specify 200 sentences per paragraph, then the maximum number of paragraphs you can specify is 99.

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    Re: Three things that even Microsoft can't explain!
    « Reply #2 on: November 30, 2008, 02:30:30 AM »
    I use =rand (numbero series here)
    all the time. Its great when you are designing webpages that may have extensive content, and you feel you might be going over the "Edge" of the page in the future, like testing to see how much it can hold.

    As for Number 2, yup, I've heard that before, same as Number 1

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      Re: Three things that even Microsoft can't explain!
      « Reply #3 on: November 30, 2008, 02:45:42 AM »
      Oh do you guys really think that i'm spamming i know that it's old but some beginners don't know about this so therefore i post

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      Re: Three things that even Microsoft can't explain!
      « Reply #4 on: November 30, 2008, 02:49:19 AM »
      Oh do you guys really think that i'm spamming i know that it's old but some beginners don't know about this so therefore i post

      It's a bit off topic for a Windows Problems forum, isn't it?

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        Re: Three things that even Microsoft can't explain!
        « Reply #5 on: November 30, 2008, 10:28:26 AM »
        I'm from way back in the DOS days

        CON means console

        you used to be able to create a text file right from the command prompt by using

        copy con > "whatever filename you want"

        as soon as you hit enter you typed whatever text you wanted
         and then ended it with a ^Z

        this provided a quick sort of scratch pad so to speak
        a programmer could bang of a few lines of code into a file and compile it
        without needing some kind of word processor in between.

        cheers

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          Re: Three things that even Microsoft can't explain!
          « Reply #6 on: November 30, 2008, 11:05:10 AM »
          kasrawis, why did you spam the forum with this OLD hoax, which has been going around for years?

          MAGIC #1
          This is something funny and inexplicable…

          It may be funny, but it is certainly not "inexplicable". And Microsoft can explain it. As I can.

          It is in fact perfectly true that you cannot create a folder named "CON", nor can you rename an existing folder to "CON". However, there is no mystery surrounding this restriction whatsoever. The "team" at Microsoft, and a great many others besides, know perfectly well why you cannot name a folder "CON". "CON" and a number of other character strings are in fact reserved names that go back to the days of DOS and cannot be used to name folders or files.

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          MAGIC #2
          Noticed the weird bug? No one can explain!

          I can.

          Bush hid the facts (sometimes also This app can break) is the common name for a bug present in the charset detection of all versions of Microsoft Notepad in Windows 2000 and Windows XP, which causes a file of text encoded in Windows-1252 or similar encoding to be interpreted as if it was UTF-16, resulting in mojibake.

          While "Bush hid the facts" is the sentence that is most commonly presented on the Internet, it does not exclusively occur with that phrase. The bug can be triggered by many sentences, including those that follow a particular structure: first word with an even number of letters (2 or more) and all other words with odd number of letters (3 or more).

          The bug occurs when such a string is entered into Notepad (with no other characters) and then saved as a text file. Upon reloading the file into Notepad, the text will be replaced with nine Chinese characters, or squares if the language pack has not been installed. To retrieve the original text, bring up the "Open a file" dialog box, select the file, select "ANSI" in the "Encoding" list box, and click Open.

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          MAGIC #3
          Again this is something funny and can't be explained… At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!

          This is not a bug, it is the Word macro language. Microsoft, in fact, explain how to use it here!

          http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=212251

          The rand function

          The Microsoft Knowledge Base article How to Insert Sample Text into a Document in Word [212251] explains the use and syntax of the function:

              Microsoft Word allows you to quickly insert sample text into a document. To do this, type =rand() in the document where you want the text to appear, and then press ENTER.

          The inserted text is that hardy perennial: “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog,” which contains every letter in the English alphabet.

          By default, the sample text contains three paragraphs, each containing five sentences. You can control how many paragraphs and sentences appear by adding numbers inside the parentheses, for instance:

          =rand(3,4)

          The first number is the number of paragraphs, and the second the number of sentences per paragraph. If you omit the second number, you get five sentences in each paragraph. So, for example:

          =rand(3,4)

          inserts three, four-sentence paragraphs, while:

          =rand(10)

          inserts ten, five-sentence paragraphs.

          The maximum number for either parameter is 200 and may be lower depending on the number of paragraphs and sentences specified. For instance, if you specify 200 paragraphs, then the maximum number of sentences per paragraph you can specify is 99:

          =rand(200, 99)

          If you specify 200 sentences per paragraph, then the maximum number of paragraphs you can specify is 99.


          Spot on.