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The Jokes Thread
« on: January 18, 2009, 06:54:41 AM »
This caused me to laugh more then usual. It helps to try to visualize some of the stuff being said...


http://www.ariel.com.au/jokes/The_True_History_of_the_World.html


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Re: The Jokes Thread
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2009, 07:50:24 AM »
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
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Re: The Jokes Thread
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2009, 08:17:48 AM »
Quote from: kpac on January 18, 2009, 07:50:24 AM
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Why?


A panda walks into a store. He buys all the food and eats it all. On his way out, he shoots all the customers.
The clerk stops the panda and asks him "why did you shoot everyone?"
The panda replies "look in the dictionary" and then leaves.
Confused, the clerk looks up the word 'Panda' in the dictionary:
Panda - eats shoots and leaves.
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    Re: The Jokes Thread
    « Reply #3 on: January 18, 2009, 08:23:37 AM »
    That was really good Carbon ;D

    Why did the chewing gum cross the road btw?
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    Re: The Jokes Thread
    « Reply #4 on: January 18, 2009, 08:27:11 AM »
    Hmmmm....To prove to the chicken something with no legs can do it too?
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    Re: The Jokes Thread
    « Reply #5 on: January 18, 2009, 12:54:36 PM »
    Quote from: kpac on January 18, 2009, 07:50:24 AM
    Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

    LOL, because it was stuck to the chicken's foot... ;D
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