Once again, I shall not just repeat what quaxo says.
My private definitions:
Broadband - (n) A vegtable related to the Broad Bean.
ADSL Broadband - (n) This is a misnomer. Beans have nothing
to do with A Dull Lazy Sim.
Dongle - (n) A small piece of... what Dogs leave behind and you
have to clean up.
Blu-ray - (n)A wonderful creature found in blue tropical waters.
Half of young Californians are taught in school there is no point
in having a map beyond the Colorado River
Besides that, they know New York
was taken over ny Neu Joisy.