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Tell me about Canada!!
« on: May 15, 2009, 06:29:43 PM »
Tell me about Canada (mostly about what makes it so awesome, but if you have something that makes it bad [is that even possible?] you can post that too)!!!!!

And I would like to point a couple things to you stupid Americans (the ones who believed this was true).

1. We don't say EH! after every sentence.
2. Tim Hortons is not the Canadian equivilent of the KGB and are planning to take over the world with Timbits.
3. We don't live in igloos (except the Inuit in the arctic).
4. If we get punched, we won't say thank you (unless we know we deserve it).


Did I miss anything?
« Last Edit: May 15, 2009, 07:22:19 PM by Helpmeh »
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Re: Tell me about Canada!!
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2009, 07:19:05 PM »
It's spelt, "Tim Hortons" and everybody who goes there is a lazy, slovenly and intellectually downcast yuppy with the manners of a warthog and the grace of a dead weasel. Additionally since the KGB no longer exists the proper comparison would be the CIA.

Anyway nothing else to add.


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Re: Tell me about Canada!!
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2009, 07:22:08 PM »
Quote from: BC_Programmer on May 15, 2009, 07:19:05 PM
It's spelt, "Tim Hortons" and everybody who goes there is a lazy, slovenly and intellectually downcast yuppy with the manners of a warthog and the grace of a dead weasel. Additionally since the KGB no longer exists the proper comparison would be the CIA.

Anyway nothing else to add.


You heard me. A Dead weasel.
Type-o...lol
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Re: Tell me about Canada!!
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2009, 04:27:29 AM »
Sorry our yuppies used to be hippies they just got old... ;D
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    Re: Tell me about Canada!!
    « Reply #4 on: May 16, 2009, 07:55:48 AM »
    Oh no what have I done! :D

    Are you thinking of traveling too Helpmeh?
    The last thing I want to do is start a cultural war between the borders.
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    Re: Tell me about Canada!!
    « Reply #5 on: May 16, 2009, 09:55:56 AM »
    Quote from: Helpmeh on May 15, 2009, 06:29:43 PM
    And I would like to point a couple things to you stupid Americans (the ones who believed this was true).

    I'm offended by that, especially since 'stupid Americans' aren't the only ones who make jokes about Canadians saying 'eh'. There's a place I do some freelance work for with two Canadians working there, and one of them does say 'eh' all the <censored> time! The other one laughs about it and makes the SAME jokes about Canadians saying 'eh' that 'stupid Americans' do. Also in their office are some guys from England and Ireland, and even they make jokes about Canadians saying 'eh'. So, Helpmeh, it's not just us 'stupid Americans'.
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    Re: Tell me about Canada!!
    « Reply #6 on: May 16, 2009, 09:58:18 AM »
    They say coffee funny and have high gas prices
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    Re: Tell me about Canada!!
    « Reply #7 on: May 16, 2009, 10:01:36 AM »
    Stupid Americans........you should read How to Win Friends and Influence People.

    Unreal.
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    Re: Tell me about Canada!!
    « Reply #8 on: May 16, 2009, 06:46:57 PM »
    Quote from: quaxo on May 16, 2009, 09:55:56 AM
    I'm offended by that, especially since 'stupid Americans' aren't the only ones who make jokes about Canadians saying 'eh'. There's a place I do some freelance work for with two Canadians working there, and one of them does say 'eh' all the <censored> time! The other one laughs about it and makes the SAME jokes about Canadians saying 'eh' that 'stupid Americans' do. Also in their office are some guys from England and Ireland, and even they make jokes about Canadians saying 'eh'. So, Helpmeh, it's not just us 'stupid Americans'.

    Well, I've been noticing that it's purely the Americans around where I live who insult Canadians like me, but it may be different where other people live. And the "stupid Americans" are the people who actually believed that we always say EH! and other things like that.
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    Re: Tell me about Canada!!
    « Reply #9 on: May 16, 2009, 06:53:34 PM »
    You do say eh
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    Re: Tell me about Canada!!
    « Reply #10 on: May 16, 2009, 07:02:34 PM »
    Quote from: computeruler on May 16, 2009, 06:53:34 PM
    You do say eh
    But after EVERY sentence? Not all Canadians have OCD to say EH! by the way...
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    Re: Tell me about Canada!!
    « Reply #11 on: May 16, 2009, 07:04:27 PM »
    I never said that they say it after every sentence. 
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    Re: Tell me about Canada!!
    « Reply #12 on: May 16, 2009, 07:16:18 PM »
    Quote from: computeruler on May 16, 2009, 07:04:27 PM
    I never said that they say it after every sentence. 
    That's what the "stupid Americans" think. I might say EH! in reality maybe once every 2 months. I rarely ever encounter a point in time when it would actually work.
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    Re: Tell me about Canada!!
    « Reply #13 on: May 16, 2009, 08:57:07 PM »
    Quote from: Helpmeh on May 16, 2009, 06:46:57 PM
    Well, I've been noticing that it's purely the Americans around where I live who insult Canadians like me, but it may be different where other people live. And the "stupid Americans" are the people who actually believed that we always say EH! and other things like that.

    So the 'stupid Americans' that live around you make fun of Canadians for saying 'eh', so you decided to come here and slag off Americans for doing it but no one else. That makes sense.  ::)
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    Re: Tell me about Canada!!
    « Reply #14 on: May 16, 2009, 09:57:18 PM »
    How in the nine rings of Hades does one compare a restaurant chain to an intelligence agency???   ???
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