Thanks, everyone for your advice. I haven't given up on the Lexmark, yet. I did try the cleaning the copper suggestion, and I even tried the shaking advice (once I figured out you meant shake the cartridge--not the printer; still, I have envisioned taking the printer to a paint store for a good shaking). Shaking didn't help this cartridge, but there was no damage done, either. I especially loved the advice about learning something everyday so you'll know everything after you're dead (It IS "you're," not "your"). I also enjoyed the banter; ya'll cracked me up. Thank you.