the key part of the game is with "soliloquy construction", one must be quick thinking in order to both observe erratic behaviour as well as use unnecessarily long words to convey it; It's more of a language-building game then poker. In fact I believe it is based on "hooked on phonics" but without the hook. Or the phonics.... Or the on.... but every box will come with a small monkey dressed as sherlock holmes. It will be a blast.
Although I suppose support costs will go through the roof when people start getting their monkeys arriving dead, and who knows what will happen when PETA catches wind of it... and I have a feeling the FDA would find the transport of live, exotic, and possibly endangered wildlife (even if they are trained in the art of pointing a magnifying glass at anything they look at) as a little bit illegal, so it will need a lot of venture capital to get started.
Or, we could not have the monkey. But... that is what the kids want! Board games with pre-packaged monkeys!
In fact, I might be onto something here, as well; Monkey Monopoly! Monkey Parcheesi! Monkey Checkers! INCLUDES MONKEY! (exotic tropical fruits Sold separately). Each board game will include a specially trained monkey that can move the pieces as people wish. Each board game will include 5 Monkey diapers. Monkey diaper Refills sold separately. *we do NOT take returns on used monkey diapers!*
