Where can I play chess and cards games free online

[morton007]

but every box will come with a small monkey dressed as sherlock holmes. It will be a blast.
 
That sounds preety cool how do u get to that game i wanna try it out

[Mulreay]

Or, we could not have the monkey. But... that is what the kids want! Board games with pre-packaged monkeys!

You may have a problem with longevity though. Monkeys do have a limited life span depending on how they are treated. You could do re-fills like ink cartridges I suppose. 

[BC_Programmer]

"Monkey refill pack"

"diapers not included"

[Mulreay]

"Monkey refill pack"

"diapers not included"

Sorry, yes you have thought of everything. 

[BC_Programmer]

and of course the diapers would have the label, "not tested on animals"

[Mulreay]

and of course the diapers would have the label, "not tested on animals"

I really don't think animal welfare groups are campaigning at the moment about the evil monsters testing diapers (Nappies in the UK) on animals.

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[BC_Programmer]

heh, in a similar vein, imagine that label on toilet paper...
HOW do you "test" toilet paper on animals? I can see them in a laboratory, with a roll of toilet paper,some Guinea Pigs and a clipboard.

Imagine how the scientists would feel! One day they're studying the composition of the sun, the next their wiping animal buts.

[Mulreay]

lol. Talk about going down in the world. 

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[BC_Programmer]

On the other hand, they'd be making the same amount, I would imagine.

[Mulreay]

Yeah but as a scientist what would you rather do? I don't think your going to be writing many papers on animals general reaction to toilet paper.

[BC_Programmer]

"Subject A,(Guinea Pig) with Test Paper P-17,after 12 successive wipe sessions, has developed lesions around the anus and perineum."

"Subject B,(Guinea Pig) with Test Paper P-12, after 12 successive wipe sessions has no such lesions and appears quite pleased with the general "clean feeling". Additionally he has started writing memoirs."

On a related note, I have finally staved off the hippie protesters outside the front door. As a response to their queries I merely mentioned that they were merely Jealous of the Guinea Pigs use of Toilet Paper, since they never use it.

I found a similar solution worked equally well last year with the Shampoo testing.

[Mulreay]

lol 

[computeruler]

Windows comes with chess.... And checkers and some other games Im not sure of how to play

[Carbon Dudeoxide]

Windows comes with chess.... And checkers and some other games Im not sure of how to play

Windows VISTA comes with chess.... And checkers and some other games Im not sure of how to play

[computeruler]

Hmm I thought xp came with chess.... Just checkers I guess.