I FLY PLANE INTO LARGE LANDMARK! HAHAHA!
DEATH TO THE INFIDELS
and so forth.
Also, I think I'm gonna get myself one of those t-shirts with the alligator on it while I'm there. Ahh, I can see the headlines
"Odd man wearing Alligator shirt tries to hijack Airliner with twig". The article would concern itself mostly with the definitive differences between a twig and a small branch, perhaps even putting forth that "twigs" are indeed small branches, but a subset thereof that also have buds on them. Say that would make a good game.
"Twig or Branch? the Exciting game of plant identification!
Collect all the games from the set, such as, "Evergreen or deciduous" "chocolate or Cheese" and who can forget, the classic, "platypus or bag of pretzels"!