Well there go all my theories about how babies are made. I was really sure they are implanted as seeds through the bellybutton.
well... their implanted through seeds, but not through the belly button.
EDIT:
besides, everybody knows you allocate children.
Dim X as Baby
Set X = new Baby
X.SetParent Me,PARENT_FATHER
Baby.Burp()
Baby.Change()
If Me.AggravationLevel > Me.MaximumAggravationlevel then
Baby.ShoveInCloset()
End If