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Fastest & Most Effective way of destroying a Computer
« on: September 18, 2009, 11:09:54 AM »
Fastest & Most Effective way of destroying a Computer. I want to see what people can come up with. Mainly out of boredom...

Go!

[Please do not practice any theories/ideas or sugestions that come up, unless you really don't like that PC]
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Re: Fastest & Most Effective way of destroying a Computer
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2009, 11:24:54 AM »
remove cover
clean everything well with the ol Hoover vaccum.  ;D

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Re: Fastest & Most Effective way of destroying a Computer
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2009, 12:35:56 PM »
Gallon of gasoline and a match.

You just better make sure you are out side.
You can't fix Stupid!!!

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Re: Fastest & Most Effective way of destroying a Computer
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2009, 01:05:07 PM »
My turn!

1. Leave case/cover on
2. Switch on PC
3. Sever a mains adapter cable (fused at 13Amp or higher, like a nail for example)
4. Plug in severed cable
5. Apply bare wires to PC case

(True story)
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Re: Fastest & Most Effective way of destroying a Computer
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2009, 04:04:30 PM »
take it to a building site and get a bull-dozer to drive over it

I liken the French/British relationship to a very old married couple who often think of killing each other but would never dream of divorce.

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Re: Fastest & Most Effective way of destroying a Computer
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2009, 04:38:58 PM »
a nuke

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Re: Fastest & Most Effective way of destroying a Computer
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2009, 04:50:37 PM »
a nuke

but a member general public would not have one in the back yard

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Re: Fastest & Most Effective way of destroying a Computer
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2009, 04:53:21 PM »
Then burn it

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Re: Fastest & Most Effective way of destroying a Computer
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2009, 07:44:57 PM »
a sledge hammer can definitely put that machine out of commission.  A pickaxe would be even better. 

But, honestly, why destroy the whole computer?  If you don't want it, give it away.  If you're concerned about data on the hard drive, just destroy the hard drive.  A local computer users group here has recycling drives.  They destroy unwanted, i.e. too small capacity to salvage, hard drives with a smallish pickaxe.  If the drives are good to keep and put in a refurbished machine, they do a thorough data wipe before putting them in any working computer.

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Re: Fastest & Most Effective way of destroying a Computer
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2009, 10:47:31 PM »
a sledge hammer can definitely put that machine out of commission.  A pickaxe would be even better. 

But, honestly, why destroy the whole computer?  If you don't want it, give it away.  If you're concerned about data on the hard drive, just destroy the hard drive.  A local computer users group here has recycling drives.  They destroy unwanted, i.e. too small capacity to salvage, hard drives with a smallish pickaxe.  If the drives are good to keep and put in a refurbished machine, they do a thorough data wipe before putting them in any working computer.

Yes but that way, you can't tell work that your company computer just seems to have stopped working and then congratulate you for making a convenient back up of all your work just beforehand.
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Re: Fastest & Most Effective way of destroying a Computer
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2009, 12:05:56 AM »
Yes but that way, you can't tell work that your company computer just seems to have stopped working and then congratulate you for making a convenient back up of all your work just beforehand.
Oh, and the truth comes out. You started this thread just fishing for a slick way to get out of having to work.  ;D

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Re: Fastest & Most Effective way of destroying a Computer
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2009, 12:07:40 PM »
I don't own a company computer. Nor would I destroy my current system that I paid good money for.
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Re: Fastest & Most Effective way of destroying a Computer
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2009, 12:41:45 PM »
I don't own a company computer. Nor would I destroy my current system that I paid good money for.
I was joking. Did you not notice all the smileys? I figured it would be appropriate in a thread that is a joke in the first place.

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Re: Fastest & Most Effective way of destroying a Computer
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2009, 07:13:27 PM »
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Where's MagicSpeed?
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He's playing a game called IRL. Great graphics, *censored* gameplay.

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    « Reply #14 on: September 19, 2009, 08:43:35 PM »
    Remove your anti virus antispyware and all your internet protection programs go to internet options turn it on exept all cookies and turn off your popup blocker and firewall   and go on a download frenzy on small sights and download things to good to be true like windows media player 12 click on all the ads that say you won a 1000000 dollars are you were the 1000000th visitor are all these ads that say you won a free playstation 360 are laptop  and your computer should destroy it self in no time
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    Re: Fastest & Most Effective way of destroying a Computer
    « Reply #15 on: September 20, 2009, 05:41:45 AM »
    Install Vindows Wista in VirtualBox.
    Where's MagicSpeed?
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    He's playing a game called IRL. Great graphics, *censored* gameplay.

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    Re: Fastest & Most Effective way of destroying a Computer
    « Reply #16 on: September 22, 2009, 06:17:03 AM »
    I have successfully installed and crashed Win ME in virtual box. Yet to work out why...
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    Re: Fastest & Most Effective way of destroying a Computer
    « Reply #17 on: September 22, 2009, 06:24:30 AM »
    I tried to think of something but then I cringed.
    Don't worry about it.  If it's not good at stock, then it's not good.


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    Re: Fastest & Most Effective way of destroying a Computer
    « Reply #18 on: September 22, 2009, 07:00:01 AM »
    Install Vindows Wista in VirtualBox.

    err? and what does that do?
    I was trying to dereference Null Pointers before it was cool.

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      « Reply #19 on: September 23, 2009, 12:06:34 PM »
      Throw computer out of the your second floor apartment's living room window........almost happened. lol.

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      « Reply #20 on: September 23, 2009, 12:32:45 PM »
      Download Virut.

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      « Reply #21 on: September 24, 2009, 11:10:01 AM »
      Remove your anti virus antispyware and all your internet protection programs go to internet options turn it on exept all cookies and turn off your popup blocker and firewall   and go on a download frenzy on small sights and download things to good to be true like windows media player 12 click on all the ads that say you won a 1000000 dollars are you were the 1000000th visitor are all these ads that say you won a free playstation 360 are laptop  and your computer should destroy it self in no time

      well, that'll destroy the software side... but the hardware will still be in good shape.
      I was trying to dereference Null Pointers before it was cool.

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      « Reply #22 on: September 24, 2009, 12:07:07 PM »
      slide down a slide, and then touch the motherboard immediately  ;D

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Static_electricity

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      slide down a slide, and then touch the motherboard immediately 

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Static_electricity
      You would have to open the case beforhand but that would f*** it up.  :rofl:
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      « Reply #24 on: September 24, 2009, 12:50:19 PM »
      Back in elementary school during recess, I used to slide down the slide, then wait for someone to slide down them shock them.  Some of them got mad and told on me  O:)

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      « Reply #25 on: September 24, 2009, 02:10:49 PM »
      yes you would definitely have to remove the case first  ;)


      I use to enjoy those slides, but I got tired of being shocked while on my way down, so I boycotted them quickly..

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      « Reply #26 on: September 24, 2009, 02:11:53 PM »
      I used to slide down the slide, then wait for someone to slide down them shock them. 

      shame on you  ;)

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      « Reply #27 on: September 24, 2009, 02:56:58 PM »
       ;D ;D

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        « Reply #28 on: September 24, 2009, 07:44:48 PM »
        I always keep my case off and i try to keep a fan by it helps thing run faster and i cleaned my very dusty computer before with a vacume
        just to get rid of most of the dust
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        « Reply #29 on: September 25, 2009, 03:31:46 PM »
        hmm smeezekitty did the same thing... and you talk like him and post random animals when the topic is about fat cats.... Sounds just like him...

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        « Reply #30 on: September 25, 2009, 04:43:36 PM »
        EMP

        It would have to be switched on. And the hardware would most likely survive.

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        « Reply #31 on: September 25, 2009, 04:48:58 PM »
        Fe2O3  and  2Al  with  2Fe 
         also  Al2O3   and  heat

        Lets see you all work that one out.... I bet BC is first hehe

        Where the random words are is where another symbol should be too 'stop' you just googling it I also moved it around a bit to confuse google.. You could probably still google it though to be fair I can't be bothered checking.


        This will destroy your computer and prity much anything else quite effectively.
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          « Reply #32 on: September 25, 2009, 05:29:06 PM »
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          « Reply #33 on: September 25, 2009, 05:48:28 PM »
          So in the last scentance you said pretty much this.

          If smeezekitty existed, he is not me, but if I were smeezekitty, did I do anything under that name that I shouldn't have?
          Basically saying,  im smeeze but I dont want you to know it but I want to know why it was ban.  I wonder what will happen if I call the number in your username....

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            « Reply #35 on: September 25, 2009, 06:01:24 PM »
            smeeze was another member who was just like you, had bad spelling, mad no since ect.  I think it was because of this one medical condition.  You wouldnt happen to have some sort of medical condition would you?  And again, what would happen if I call the number in your username?

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              « Reply #36 on: September 25, 2009, 06:08:07 PM »
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              « Reply #37 on: September 25, 2009, 06:53:56 PM »
              patio didnt say you were paragon... You could understand what paragon was saying...
              And there you go again posting random stuff

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                « Reply #39 on: September 25, 2009, 07:10:15 PM »
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                Might be because you may not as of yet shown the propensisty of being able to successfully argue with yourself...

                However...i could be mistaken.

                Excuse me here but how does this translate into me asking if you were someone else ? ?
                Can you clarify ? ?
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                  « Reply #41 on: September 25, 2009, 07:26:10 PM »
                  What are you all talking about?? I'm totally lost and confused why this has turned into a rant.
                  876543219 please type slower as you may be able to construct a sentence then. And even if Paragon was me what has that got to do with anything, and he's not 876543219.

                  What has Patio got to do with this? Where did his name get dragged in to this.. sorry 876543219 your ruining a thread for no good reason.
                  If I was to have 2 accounts it most certainly would not be because I was banned from the forum. If I was banned then I would hold my hands up and leave.. you may want to think about that.

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                  « Reply #42 on: September 25, 2009, 07:27:26 PM »
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                    « Reply #44 on: September 25, 2009, 07:32:35 PM »
                    This is really getting out of hand. I don't understand what the big deal is about Paragon? Is it just another user, or more?
                    Where's MagicSpeed?
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                    He's playing a game called IRL. Great graphics, *censored* gameplay.

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                    « Reply #45 on: September 25, 2009, 07:37:59 PM »

                    well i don't like who you use paragon to agree with yourself
                    are gain up on somebody


                    So did Paragon agree with himself? Yes I've read the thread... has he thanked anybody no. Has he thanked himself not possible.
                    What is the big deal smee... sorry 876543219.
                    What is this big deal with me and Paragon? We both live in the UK we both have Yahoo accounts and were both male...
                    Whoop me doo the conspiracy is there I tell you.

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                      « Reply #46 on: September 25, 2009, 07:39:38 PM »
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                      « Reply #47 on: September 25, 2009, 07:41:46 PM »
                      i never said you were him

                      ok you clearified that and i'll take your word for it but i would like them to stop accusing me
                      Guys, 87####### isn't paragon.
                      Where's MagicSpeed?
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                        « Reply #49 on: September 25, 2009, 07:46:06 PM »
                        Guys, 87####### isn't paragon.

                        I agree

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                        « Reply #50 on: September 25, 2009, 07:48:33 PM »
                        STOP ACCUSING EACH OTHER OF BEING OTHER MEMBERS!!!1!!1shift!
                        Where's MagicSpeed?
                        Quote from: 'matt'
                        He's playing a game called IRL. Great graphics, *censored* gameplay.

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                        « Reply #51 on: September 25, 2009, 07:53:35 PM »
                        STOP ACCUSING EACH OTHER OF BEING OTHER MEMBERS!!!1!!1shift!

                        Don't shout at me mate I just agreed with you...  >:(

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                        « Reply #52 on: September 25, 2009, 07:56:26 PM »
                        Don't shout at me mate I just agreed with you...  >:(
                        That was to everyone.
                        Where's MagicSpeed?
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                        « Reply #53 on: September 25, 2009, 08:03:33 PM »
                        I'm done with this... so sick and tired of threads being ruined by individuals.

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                          « Reply #55 on: September 25, 2009, 09:07:38 PM »
                          Theres no way patio could have possible mistaken 876543219 as being paragon too.  Paragon could form complete sentence.  You cant

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                          Re: Fastest & Most Effective way of destroying a Computer
                          « Reply #56 on: September 25, 2009, 09:21:50 PM »
                          Sorry to bring this back on-topic... I know, It's not my nature.

                          Fe2O3  and  2Al  with  2Fe
                           also  Al2O3   and  heat

                          Lets see you all work that one out.... I bet BC is first hehe

                          Where the random words are is where another symbol should be too 'stop' you just googling it I also moved it around a bit to confuse google.. You could probably still google it though to be fair I can't be bothered checking.


                          This will destroy your computer and prity much anything else quite effectively.

                          Iron Oxide, Aluminum, Iron, and Aluminum Oxide?



                          STOP ACCUSING EACH OTHER OF BEING OTHER MEMBERS!!!1!!1shift!

                          ahh, it's random request time then. OK.

                          Please keep your "4chan" originated crap away from the civilized world. A few times I've puzzled over meaning to such seemingly random character patterns and have arrived at a conclusion thusly: There is no meaning.

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                          « Reply #57 on: September 25, 2009, 09:24:39 PM »
                          Iron Oxide, Aluminum, Iron, and Aluminum Oxide?

                          That's correct but what is the name??

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                            « Reply #58 on: September 25, 2009, 09:32:40 PM »
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                            Re: Fastest & Most Effective way of destroying a Computer
                            « Reply #59 on: September 25, 2009, 09:45:15 PM »
                            and apparently you make no "since"

                            not sure what that is.

                            I wonder if I make since? what is this "since"?  :P
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                              « Reply #60 on: September 25, 2009, 09:47:34 PM »
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                              Re: Fastest & Most Effective way of destroying a Computer
                              « Reply #61 on: September 25, 2009, 09:49:53 PM »
                              Not sure what you just said again bc i'm not sure who you were even agreeing with there can you make yourself a little more clear

                              computeruler said you don't make "since".

                              The irony is he was trying to say you have bad spelling... talk about the pot calling the kettle black...
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                              « Reply #62 on: September 25, 2009, 09:52:04 PM »
                              did you even read the discussion between me and patio it's perfectly clear what patio said he thought i was paragon

                              why are you saying what patio meant to say your not patio      (Are are you patio ) just kidding there


                              you read the discussion between me and patio and realized you didn't have a case so your basically saying well he didn't mean that.


                              you said i can't complete a complete sentence and he can well that doesn't prove nothing about what patio said.

                              come up with more than your no evidence opinions and say somethings that you know.


                              OK you did ask: shocking

                              OK you have no idea how to build a sentence by using grammar, spelling and spacing. You use words like a child that has just found it's first toy, you try to argue (by the way that is a skill) with no sense of reasoning. You have no intelligence you lack thought and the ability to construct an argument. You have nothing new to say nothing that would make someone wonder/think. Your useless and annoying.

                              And the most annoying thing is having to check the spelling in your rants because you can't...

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                                « Reply #63 on: September 25, 2009, 09:54:28 PM »
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                                Re: Fastest & Most Effective way of destroying a Computer
                                « Reply #64 on: September 25, 2009, 09:55:43 PM »
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                                You have no intelligence you lack thought and the ability to construct an argument.


                                I have to disagree, to be honest.

                                the spelling/grammar does detract from their posts, but after a little interpretation their arguments aren't as flawed as they might appear to somebody who just wants a target to flame.
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                                « Reply #65 on: September 25, 2009, 09:57:10 PM »


                                Back on topic please.


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                                  « Reply #66 on: September 25, 2009, 09:57:53 PM »
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                                  « Reply #67 on: September 25, 2009, 10:00:06 PM »

                                  I have to disagree, to be honest.

                                  the spelling/grammar does detract from their posts, but after a little interpretation their arguments aren't as flawed as they might appear to somebody who just wants a target to flame.

                                  Heh I agree   ;)

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                                  « Reply #68 on: September 25, 2009, 10:00:56 PM »
                                  well said bc i never thought i would say that

                                  what do you think patio meant when me and him had that discussion

                                  I think you missed the point...  ::)

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                                  Re: Fastest & Most Effective way of destroying a Computer
                                  « Reply #69 on: September 25, 2009, 10:02:22 PM »
                                  anyway...

                                  did I add anything before this got derailed?

                                  dunno. other then nitpicks about wether something would destroy a computer.

                                  Speaking of which, would it need to destroy the computer physically, or would it count if a reformat/reinstall would solve the problem? I'm leaning towards the former.


                                  One can always hire a steamroller. Squish it flat.
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                                  « Reply #70 on: September 25, 2009, 10:04:04 PM »
                                  anyway...

                                  did I add anything before this got derailed?

                                  dunno. other then nitpicks about wether something would destroy a computer.

                                  Speaking of which, would it need to destroy the computer physically, or would it count if a reformat/reinstall would solve the problem? I'm leaning towards the former.


                                  One can always hire a steamroller. Squish it flat.


                                  Ahh but you never gave me the name of the formula I gave you earlier.....

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                                    « Reply #71 on: September 25, 2009, 10:05:45 PM »
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                                    « Reply #72 on: September 25, 2009, 10:07:01 PM »
                                    Can you hear something?

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                                    Re: Fastest & Most Effective way of destroying a Computer
                                    « Reply #73 on: September 25, 2009, 10:08:00 PM »
                                    I want to say "Aluminum Hydroxide" but there is no hydrogen. Additionally the combining capacity (don't think my memory serves me well here) for the metals doesn't seem to jive with the gases (6 oxygen, 4 iron, 4 aluminum).

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                                      « Reply #74 on: September 25, 2009, 10:09:25 PM »
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                                      « Reply #75 on: September 25, 2009, 10:09:35 PM »
                                      I want to say "Aluminum Hydroxide" but there is no hydrogen. Additionally the combining capacity (don't think my memory serves me well here) for the metals doesn't seem to jive with the gases (6 oxygen, 4 iron, 4 aluminum).



                                      Your close... very close....... keep thinking and don't cheat.. hehe

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                                      « Reply #76 on: September 25, 2009, 10:11:02 PM »

                                      Patio isn't here to speak for himself so leave his name out of it.

                                      Last warning. Put it back on-topic.

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                                      « Reply #77 on: September 25, 2009, 10:11:17 PM »
                                      Just looking for the combined name.....

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                                      « Reply #78 on: September 25, 2009, 10:11:44 PM »
                                      Patio isn't here to speak for himself so leave his name out of it.

                                      Last warning. Put it back on-topic.

                                      BC and I have.. thanks Evil..

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                                      « Reply #79 on: September 25, 2009, 10:13:43 PM »
                                      I should have said ... @ 876543219

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                                        « Reply #80 on: September 25, 2009, 10:21:26 PM »
                                        I am not smeezekitty and patio accused me of being paragon your gonna have to take my word for it  i'm out unless one of you say something that you really really shouldn't of



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                                        « Reply #81 on: September 26, 2009, 03:58:35 PM »
                                        I just thought of another one...   While the computer is plugged in, not necessarily on, splash a glass of water into it...  ;)   It would most likely damage the system even if it wasn't plugged in, but if you want to get the job done quick...







                                        « Last Edit: September 27, 2009, 03:17:23 PM by EEVIAC »

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                                        « Reply #82 on: September 26, 2009, 08:32:20 PM »
                                        ahh, it's random request time then. OK.

                                        Please keep your "4chan" originated crap away from the civilized world. A few times I've puzzled over meaning to such seemingly random character patterns and have arrived at a conclusion thusly: There is no meaning.

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                                        « Reply #83 on: September 27, 2009, 03:17:50 PM »
                                        I just thought of another one...   While the computer is plugged in, not necessarily on, splash a glass of water into it...  ;)   It would most likely damage the system even if it wasn't plugged in, but if you want to get the job done quick...


                                        edit: I'm not an expert on electrical wiring so I don't know if this is applicable, but it just occurred to me that it may be a good a idea to have a fire extinguisher handy, if trying this  ;D









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                                        « Reply #84 on: September 28, 2009, 01:26:51 PM »
                                        Well mine was the formula for Thermite. Very very potent and destructive compound.

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                                        « Reply #85 on: September 29, 2009, 04:27:48 AM »
                                        Try Sulphuric acid?.
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                                        « Reply #86 on: September 29, 2009, 04:44:03 AM »
                                        sulphuric acid  >:(
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                                        « Reply #88 on: September 29, 2009, 10:47:07 AM »
                                        What?

                                        I think you meant Sulfuric Acid  ;)

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                                        « Reply #89 on: September 29, 2009, 04:26:47 PM »

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                                        « Reply #90 on: September 29, 2009, 04:37:14 PM »
                                        Umm. Google doesn't say that Sulfuric acid has a spelling mistake and wikipedia says they're both acceptable (except maybe on a university chem. test).
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                                        « Reply #91 on: September 29, 2009, 04:49:17 PM »
                                        That was not my quote??
                                        Plus sulfuric acid is generally known as I have spelt it but can be known as Sulphuric acid but generally not in the scientific world.

                                        :EDIT: I was talking to computeruler

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                                        « Reply #92 on: September 30, 2009, 01:49:05 AM »
                                        the element is "Sulphur"

                                        "Sulfer" is the mineral.
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