What? Pandora and all the creature things aren't real?
And remember to HOP! for it says in the bible,
"Faith, charity, and hop, and the most important of these is hop"
People say my "religion" (their quotes, not mine) is based on a lie, but I say that it's ever so obvious that the reason the typographer had his head brutally crushed by a 100 pound bag of onions just as he was typesetting the e's was to send us a message. the message of hop. besides, not everybody believes in irrational numbers, so it makes sense to remove e wherever possible to prevent any science-y types for preaching sciencey things, like brushing teeth.
And let's not forget the onion song!
Oh I wish I was an Oakland farms Onion
That is what I truly want to be
for if I was an Oakland farms Onion
Everyone would cry because of me!
it's genius. I promised myself I wouldn't use an ellipsis here...
curses.