People have been giving me a wide berth ever since I tried to start a game show based on the land of Narnia called, "the Lion is in witch wardrobe?" In retrospect I probably should not have used an actual lion, and perhaps I should have fed it before the fateful rehearsal... And Of course the trainer neglected to mention that this particular lion became enraged when placed into small dark places, like wardrobes.
Or maybe it was because of that time I was trying to train a donkey to ride a unicycle? I'd try asking people but I can never catch them.
