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Have you ever saw a dog do.....Shooga!and Smile   ?

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Re: Off-Topic   Do A Poem About Forum Questions.
« on: December 07, 2006, 01:43:02 PM »
Poem eh?

I see stupid people
Posting without their specs
I see people who think we can see their computers
Could I? Would I? Break the law?
Kiddy-script wannabees
Everywhere
People trying to get into others computers
To cause destuction and make themselves boss
They are not boss
Nor am I
I will not listen
I will not care
Just post with your specs
And I wont care

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    Re: Off-Topic   Do A Poem About Forum Questions.
    « Reply #1 on: December 07, 2006, 03:43:05 PM »
    umm... interesting Z :-/

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    Re: Off-Topic   Do A Poem About Forum Questions.
    « Reply #2 on: December 07, 2006, 03:51:57 PM »
       [size=36]Limerick [/size]


    There was a young man from IBM

    Who had ugly circuits all over him

    From his head to his shoes was fine

    and a USB Port made his bunghole shine

    « Last Edit: December 07, 2006, 04:02:37 PM by street1 »
    Sorry,The USA has ruined the language The United Kingdom loaned us. We do our best not to type gibberish. I Hope you can forgive us.

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    Re: Off-Topic   Do A Poem About Forum Questions.
    « Reply #3 on: December 07, 2006, 04:01:42 PM »
    [size=22]A Slight Alteration to...Pop Goes The Weasel[/size]



    Short circuits all around computer like smells

    The most powerful one looked like a retard

    The owner plugged it in anyway

    Pop! goes the power supply


    He then posted as a newbee  on computerhope

    without a mouse and a keyboard

    His friend saw what he had done

    Shooga! goes the sound card
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      Re: Off-Topic   Do A Poem About Forum Questio
      « Reply #4 on: December 07, 2006, 04:37:01 PM »
      I find the very idea of anything going "SHOOGA!" funny.
      « Last Edit: December 07, 2006, 04:38:10 PM by Timothy_Bennett »
      "The geek shall inherit the Earth."

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      Re: Off-Topic   Do A Poem About Forum Questio
      « Reply #5 on: December 07, 2006, 07:05:36 PM »
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      I find the very idea of anything going "SHOOGA!" funny.

      Shooga! The ability to scoot ones body across a rough area with feet
      and legs pointed up in the air with only the *censored* muscles touching the
      surface to relieve itch..........What a dog does is Shooga!

      What the Atlanta Falcons do....They call it prevent defense.

      See below a new Linedance.

      http://www.linedancermagazine.com/pdf/shooga_haugen.pdf
      « Last Edit: December 07, 2006, 07:08:53 PM by street1 »
      Sorry,The USA has ruined the language The United Kingdom loaned us. We do our best not to type gibberish. I Hope you can forgive us.