Nightmare with a diaper...

[Dilbert]

...and it's not even real.

Long story short: Baby project for school. Baby likes to wake me up at wee hours in the morning. And won't relent. And won't let me sleep. And it's set on "easy". If I'm not here much, it's because I'm enslaved by a plastic 5-lb brick until Monday at 8:00.

[reaper_tbs]

why don't you just stuff it's noise maker full of toilet paper? 

[Computer Hope Admin]

Heh. Well good luck with that. Think it's a good idea although glad I didn't have to do it while I was in school.

[Dilbert]

why don't you just stuff it's noise maker full of toilet paper? 

I'd hate to have neglect on my record.

[street1 (RIP)]

why don't you just stuff it's noise maker full of toilet paper? 

I'd hate to have neglect on my record.

Maybe you could use Depends Dilbert.

The Super-Plus pull-ons have the same features as the Extra Absorbency pull-ons with added absorbency for increased protection. Absorbency: 16 oz.----16oz. is a lot of wee hours.

[street1 (RIP)]

I've been waiting on Dilbert to get that baby settled down
and respond to my post.