How to catch a polar bear...

[The Saviour]

1)  Cut a hole in the ice.

2)  Take some garden peas and place them next to the hole in the ice.

3)  When the bear walks over to take a pea, kick him in the icehole.

[Zylstra]

Why
 

(I would complain, but this is exactly why we have the Off Topic discussion...)

[Dark Blade]

He's taken after Robert..... RUN!!

[Jonas Wauters]

I did know there were stupid people but this... LOL
This is the best reason to have off topic!
In Belgium we would say: "Zot zijn doe geen zeer"
The translation would be: " being crazy doesn't hurt"
You can't always be serious 

Jonas

[street1 (RIP)]

1)  Cut a hole in the ice.

2)  Take some garden peas and place them next to the hole in the ice.

3)  When the bear walks over to take a pea, kick him in the icehole.

Wow! Steve I haven't heard that one in a long time. A-OK!

Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
A: Winnie the Pooh!

[reaper_tbs]

i fell off a horse once...

[street1 (RIP)]

i fell off a horse once...

So did Superman 'Christopher Reeve'.

There was a guy who had a job jumping off mountains.

When asked,How often he had to do it.......He said"Only once!

[The Saviour]

I'm serious most of the time...every once in a while I have to do or say something stupid or crazy to remain sane...

I also have a tendency to randomly shout out nouns that have nothing to do with what I'm talking about..."CHAIR"....it has a tendency to drive others nuts as well.

[street1 (RIP)]

Me too! Shooga!! Wait a minute that's a verb!!

LOL----->STOOL! has to meanings----->!

Look! Bubba is sitting in the stool in his stool.

[The Saviour]

Why
 

(I would complain, but this is exactly why we have the Off Topic discussion...)

Actually...
You have every right to.  I don't post in Off Topic much...at least I don't think I do...haven't checked my stats lately.

I've been told I need to lighten up a little...trying my best to do that.

Feel free, though, to remove post if it offends.  no problem...I've seen worse though...

Robert...
I learned that joke way back in the 70's...man, we're old...ain't we?

[street1 (RIP)]

Excuse me Steve.In an off topic topic to your off topic....

Well,I felt obliged to explain Shooga again.

It's where a dog sitting on the grass kicks up his hind legs
and some how magically scoots around on the lawn to
clean his behind.Look mom no hands!!  SHOOGA!!!

By the way I am probably the most off topic nut on computerhope.

I think you do a great job here friend.

People are just screwy sometimes.Like---->P-Wood!!!


Robert Edit: Yes,we are getting old.....

[street1 (RIP)]

street1's statistics.------------> I should be beaten!

I should be beaten? Should have said,beat but....LOL


http://www.computerhope.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=21443;sa=statPanel

[Jonas Wauters]

I'm serious most of the time...every once in a while I have to do or say something stupid or crazy to remain sane...

I also have a tendency to randomly shout out nouns that have nothing to do with what I'm talking about..."CHAIR"....it has a tendency to drive others nuts as well.

If you can't be crazy than you aren't human.
It is in human nature to "flip" once and a while.
Some people do this more than others.
I need this more than the average but he.

Jonas

[reaper_tbs]

http://www.computerhope.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=29489;sa=statPanel
...
does this mean i actually have 753 posts?
that's what i get when i add them all up...
or is that something completely different?

[street1 (RIP)]

It means 470 of your posts were in off  topic.or, childs games...
Like Peckerwoods Predictions and so on...

Wow!You do enjoy the laughing part of life which is good.

Everything can't be serious all the time it's bad for the heart
and mind...

So,--------> Oh!Bwahahaha! 

[honvetops]

1)  Cut a hole in the ice.

2)  Take some garden peas and place them next to the hole in the ice.

3)  When the bear walks over to take a pea, kick him in the icehole.

I posted on a bulletin in myspace...... this was   GOOD!

Thanks

[reaper_tbs]

i wish i had a ''that's gold'' emoticon...
no thumbs up even