I have Norton AV, I've tried McCafee. I have ZA, and I've tried a couple of other firewalls. I use Spy Doctor and I've used Spybot.
I've tried Slackware. I've tried FreeBSD. I've tried Mandrake, and at one time I had Red Hat, but I can't get a groove. I tried just diving in blind, but I'm not finding anything familiar to sink my teeth into.
I've got a big honkin' book on FreeBSD, but hardware incompatibilities literally shelved that idea.
I just need a decent book and a good distro or something.