watch out, I've heard bears are getting their foot in the door with computing. unfortunately, they always install a P2P program known as BEARshare on any computer they use, and yet they won't share their pie they got from the cafeteria. hypocrites.
But bears aren't the biggest threat. The trees are. You may say, "But BC, I have never heard of a Tree killing anybody!" exactly. Trees are very efficient killers. Once the tree chooses a victim, that victim has zero chance of escape with their life. a Trees favorite method with which to kill depends on it's mood, and sways from impaling their victims on a branch, to simply using one of it's larger branches to pick up it's victim at hurl them at a nearby boulder at incredible speed. Some Older trees have been known to make their final kill an extravagant one, by simply falling on their victim. The Younger trees are given a right of passage by being used as a trap. they are bent sideways and attached to a rope, and the moment a victim steps in the loop, the tree snaps upwards, sending the victim hundreds of metres high into the forest canopy, where they will undoubtedly be swatted by a bear that was climbing the tree.
I've also heard bears fly, but some of them ran out of air miles.
