Wales, where the men are men and the sheep are nervous...
Q: What do you call a sheep tied to a fence in Wales?
A: A leisure center.
Q. What do you call a Welshman with many girlfriends?
A. A Shepherd.
Q. Did you hear that Welsh people have discovered a new use for sheep?
A. Wool.
Old Jones' nicknameA man moves to a village in Wales and gets talking to an old man from the village.
He asks the old man what his name is, but the old man gets very irate at this point and says:
- See that line of houses over there? I built them all, but do they call me Jones the house builder? Do they h**l!
- See those railway lines over there? I laid them all, but do they call me Jones the engineer? Do they h**l!
- See those bridges over that river? I built them all, but do they call me Jones the bridge builder? Do they h**l!
- But, a long long time ago, I *&%$££ ONE sheep...