Author Topic: Whatever you want (Read 12767 times)

Mulreay · « **on:** July 17, 2009, 07:50:52 AM »

Just talk nonsense. It will stop the off topic issue.

I like dogs because there gullable!

Aegis · « **Reply #1 on:** July 17, 2009, 08:42:04 AM »

If I wanted nonsense, I'd go look at some of the perpetual threads in the Games section...

Dogs are great -- even if they are gullible at times. The people in your life should be as happy to see you when you come home after a long day (or night) at work.

Mulreay · « **Reply #2 on:** July 17, 2009, 09:11:08 AM »

Cats have got the right idea. They mimic baby crying (I know it sounds daft) but there Purrs actually on a level mimic a babies cry to make us respond. It was on the BBC the other night that 'scientists' discovered this under tone.

quaxo · « **Reply #3 on:** July 17, 2009, 12:03:20 PM »

My dog. Absolute nutcase he is.

Yeah, I remember reading in a book that cats almost never meow to other cats, only to humans.

soybean · « **Reply #4 on:** July 17, 2009, 12:17:18 PM »

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cats almost never meow to other cats, only to humans.

I think they're more inclined to hiss and snarl at other cats. I've heard some sounds out my window that sound like a furious battle is taking place between felines. Obviously, some folks allow their cats to roam outdoors.

Mulreay · « **Reply #5 on:** July 17, 2009, 01:18:56 PM »

Quaxo can you tell your dog to stop staring at me!

squall_01 · « **Reply #6 on:** July 17, 2009, 02:47:18 PM »

Thought that you were meaning something else. Sadly I misunderstood. $:-\$

Mulreay · « **Reply #7 on:** July 17, 2009, 04:13:46 PM »

What do you think I mean? I'm so interested.

squall_01 · « **Reply #8 on:** July 17, 2009, 04:48:19 PM »

I thought you ment couple things or something.

Mulreay · « **Reply #9 on:** July 17, 2009, 04:53:45 PM »

Quote from: squall_01 on July 17, 2009, 04:48:19 PM

I thought you ment couple things or something.

That explains it then.

BC_Programmer · « **Reply #10 on:** July 17, 2009, 05:15:40 PM »

my older cat rarely purrs. (But since he was abandoned by his feral mother when he was 3 days old, maybe he didn't quite learn how to be a cat. guess "purring" is something the mothers teach the kitten's. He was more or less raised by are somewhat retarded dog.

Mulreay · « **Reply #11 on:** July 17, 2009, 05:18:40 PM »

Quote from: BC_Programmer on July 17, 2009, 05:15:40 PM

my older cat rarely purrs. (But since he was abandoned by his feral mother when he was 3 days old, maybe he didn't quite learn how to be a cat. guess "purring" is something the mothers teach the kitten's. He was more or less raised by are somewhat retarded dog.

As always that's a wonderful yet disturbing story...

BC_Programmer · « **Reply #12 on:** July 17, 2009, 05:21:46 PM »

It's actually true. Although strictly speaking my dog isn't retarded.

Mulreay · « **Reply #13 on:** July 17, 2009, 05:27:48 PM »

A kitten raised by a retarded dog....

Does the cat bark at the sheep?

patio · « **Reply #14 on:** July 17, 2009, 06:08:37 PM »

Dogs have Owners...

Cat's have Staff...

Mulreay · « **Reply #15 on:** July 17, 2009, 06:17:37 PM »

Quote from: patio on July 17, 2009, 06:08:37 PM

Dogs have Owners...

Cat's have Staff...

Very good.

quaxo · « **Reply #16 on:** July 17, 2009, 07:01:43 PM »

Dogs look at humans and think: This person feeds me, takes care of me, gives me a home, loves me. They must be gods!

Cats look at humans and think: This person feeds me, takes care of me, gives me a home, loves me. I must be a god!

Mulreay · « **Reply #17 on:** July 17, 2009, 07:13:52 PM »

I walk down a path with a (dog) and stop with a flower to my left and one to my right.

There is a spider on the left flower and I pick it up and move it to the right flower. Does the spider thank (me)? The flower on the right has many greenfly and so a plentiful food source. Am I a god to that spider because I chose to help hit? Will that spider spend the rest of it's days believing in me (god)?

Mulreay · « **Reply #18 on:** July 17, 2009, 07:14:27 PM »

I wanna see how deep we can go!

quaxo · « **Reply #19 on:** July 17, 2009, 07:19:03 PM »

Quote from: Mulreay on July 17, 2009, 07:13:52 PM

Will that spider spend the rest of it's days believing in me (god)?

Here's the real question:
What happened to the dog in the story? What does walking down the path with him have to do with anything?

Mulreay · « **Reply #20 on:** July 17, 2009, 07:21:11 PM »

Quote from: quaxo on July 17, 2009, 07:19:03 PM

Here's the real question:
What happened to the dog in the story? What does walking down the path with him have to do with anything?

Lol. Forget the dog...think spider

Mulreay · « **Reply #21 on:** July 17, 2009, 07:22:59 PM »

Quote from: quaxo on July 17, 2009, 07:19:03 PM

Here's the real question:
What happened to the dog in the story? What does walking down the path with him have to do with anything?

sorry i'm still giggling!

evilfantasy · « **Reply #22 on:** July 17, 2009, 07:27:41 PM »

Heh... Cats 'exploit' humans by purring

Aegis · « **Reply #23 on:** July 17, 2009, 07:32:46 PM »

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Here's the real question:
What happened to the dog in the story?

Merely dyslexia: dog = god.

Mulreay · « **Reply #24 on:** July 17, 2009, 07:37:23 PM »

Quote from: Aegis on July 17, 2009, 07:32:46 PM

Merely dyslexia: dog = god.

lets not do anagrammes.

Mulreay · « **Reply #25 on:** July 17, 2009, 07:41:30 PM »

Quote from: evilfantasy on July 17, 2009, 07:27:41 PM

Heh... Cats 'exploit' humans by purring

That's beyond scary!!

patio · « **Reply #26 on:** July 17, 2009, 07:54:47 PM »

The dog told you to move the spider...simple.

Mulreay · « **Reply #27 on:** July 17, 2009, 08:00:47 PM »

Quote from: patio on July 17, 2009, 07:54:47 PM

The dog told you to move the spider...simple.

The spider gets a good deal out of this!

BC_Programmer · « **Reply #28 on:** July 17, 2009, 09:41:58 PM »

hahaha so fake.

Cat's back legs don't look anything like that if you get them on two legs. (I just checked)

evilfantasy · « **Reply #29 on:** July 17, 2009, 09:47:13 PM »

Quote from: BC_Programmer on July 17, 2009, 09:41:58 PM

Cat's back legs don't look anything like that if you get them on two legs. (I just checked)

Toooo much information.

JJ 3000 · « **Reply #30 on:** July 18, 2009, 12:52:46 AM »

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guess "purring" is something the mothers teach the kitten's.

not true.
I have a cat that I bottle fed from the time he was two days old and he purrs.

quaxo · « **Reply #31 on:** July 18, 2009, 05:00:32 AM »

Nice bit of editing that was, the only thing is the guy in the cat suit looks like... a guy in a cat suit. They did fit him in nicely though.

Mulreay · « **Reply #32 on:** July 18, 2009, 08:22:44 AM »

My dog does the hoovering. Which is quite handy!

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Mulreay · « **Reply #33 on:** July 18, 2009, 09:35:12 AM »

She also stares at me quite a lot... Anybody else think your pet judges you?

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computeruler · « **Reply #34 on:** July 19, 2009, 12:35:22 PM »

Dogs! My dog is retarded. Like seriously retarded.

Mulreay · « **Reply #35 on:** July 19, 2009, 12:42:56 PM »

Quote from: computeruler on July 19, 2009, 12:35:22 PM

Dogs! My dog is retarded. Like seriously retarded.

How can a dog be less intelligent than the standard dog?

computeruler · « **Reply #36 on:** July 19, 2009, 12:46:22 PM »

I dont know but mine is lol. I also think that its a mix of two different kinds of dogs and a cat. I think it has two fathers lol

Mulreay · « **Reply #37 on:** July 19, 2009, 01:23:05 PM »

Quote from: computeruler on July 19, 2009, 12:46:22 PM

I dont know but mine is lol. I also think that its a mix of two different kinds of dogs and a cat. I think it has two fathers lol

A dog/cat hybrid as it were... scary.

computeruler · « **Reply #38 on:** July 19, 2009, 01:33:59 PM »

Ya it licks itself sometimes and makes cat like sounds

Mulreay · « **Reply #39 on:** July 19, 2009, 01:39:36 PM »

My dog is boring she just sits there and sometimes hoovers up..

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computeruler · « **Reply #40 on:** July 19, 2009, 01:53:07 PM »

My dog sits at the window and barks all day

BC_Programmer · « **Reply #41 on:** July 19, 2009, 01:57:02 PM »

my neighbors dog barks at itself.

It barks... then it's bark echoes from the other side of the lake... and it barks at the echo.

It can go at it for hours.

harry 48 · « **Reply #42 on:** July 19, 2009, 02:29:07 PM »

this is a dog an irish wolfhound

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kpac · « **Reply #43 on:** July 19, 2009, 02:32:53 PM »

Yep, they can grow to about the size of a calf.

harry 48 · « **Reply #44 on:** July 19, 2009, 02:42:20 PM »

and eat half a calf for one meal

Mulreay · « **Reply #45 on:** July 19, 2009, 03:09:23 PM »

We used to have a New Foundland see pic... not our actual dog but looked the same. We had to have him put down. They have inherent issues with hip displacement and he got a tumor behind his right eye. Only dog in the world with webbed feet. Loved to swim around, he was called dusty.

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computeruler · « **Reply #46 on:** July 19, 2009, 03:26:37 PM »

My dog loves to lick. One time it was licking my hand for 1/2hr!

Mulreay · « **Reply #47 on:** July 19, 2009, 03:30:27 PM »

Quote from: computeruler on July 19, 2009, 03:26:37 PM

My dog loves to lick. One time it was licking my hand for 1/2hr!

There are too many jokes to be had here...

I'd like to say that cats lick you because of the salt in your sweat as do dogs but... to many jokes coming up... ahhhhhhh!

patio · « **Reply #48 on:** July 19, 2009, 05:59:08 PM »

Actually Labrodors and Border Collies have webbed feet as well...
Homework.

Mulreay · « **Reply #49 on:** July 19, 2009, 06:02:02 PM »

I never win on this site!

Quantos · « **Reply #50 on:** July 20, 2009, 08:27:46 PM »

The most selfish pet is also the most evil.

I'd say a Ferrit for that one.

squall_01 · « **Reply #51 on:** July 22, 2009, 05:02:13 AM »

thats were your wrong. But perspectives can be differnt.

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Author Topic: Whatever you want (Read 12767 times)

Mulreay

Aegis

Mulreay

quaxo

soybean

Mulreay

squall_01

Mulreay

squall_01

Mulreay

BC_Programmer

Mulreay

BC_Programmer

Mulreay

patio

Mulreay

quaxo

Mulreay

Mulreay

quaxo

Mulreay

Mulreay

evilfantasy

Aegis

Mulreay

Mulreay

patio

Mulreay

BC_Programmer

evilfantasy

JJ 3000

quaxo

Mulreay

Mulreay

computeruler

Mulreay

computeruler

Mulreay

computeruler

Mulreay

computeruler

BC_Programmer

harry 48

kpac

harry 48

Mulreay

computeruler

Mulreay

patio

Mulreay

Quantos

squall_01