The computer in question is a laptop... no cables to speak of. I'm probably going to need either new hardware, or another laptop, aren't I?
As for the graphics crash, all of my input and output devices completely froze, and I had to unplug and remove the battery... I'm guessing that my worthless nVidia is the culprit... needless to say, I will NEVER buy anything else from them, nor will I reccommend that anyone else use their hardware (I had minor crashes from it in Vista on average every three weeks, need I say any more?)