My bot says (Today):
<ZylBot> Zylstra555: On #computerhope there have been 134786 messages, containing 4604171 characters, 868557 words, 3224 smileys, and 3438 frowns; 435 of those messages were ACTIONs. There have been 10000 joins, 257 parts, 8900 quits, 788 kicks, 1054 mode changes, and 16 topic changes.
788 Kicks, ahhaha. Bot wars...
And the mode changes... wow