The tree in the background.... is trying to do the limbo!
It didn't have anything else to do, since there was a temporary brownout so the tree couldn't play it's XBox. I know. I try not to think about it, I can't imagine what it is like not to be able to play XBox 360. Well, that's not true, me never actually playing an XBox 360 and all. In fact, I'm probably one of the leading experts on anecdotal evidence regarding the nonplayment of XBox 360's. But, I like to imagine myself in, say, an idiot's shoes. In that case, the main thought going through my head is, of course, "Where did these shoes come from" but a rather distant second is.. well actually the second one might be me wondering why some random idiot has better shoes than me. But third on the list would be the Xb... well, actually, no, I guess my third concern in that instance might be, if I'm wearing their shoes, what are they wearing, particularly if I wasn't wearing shoes at the time. So, FINALLY A distant fourth is, what does this shoe analogy have to do with Xbox 360's, and more specifically what do XBox 360's have to do with soft-rock earthquake.
And the answer to that question is of course "lemonade."
