Embarrassing Question...

[tucker42]

Aha.  I think I've cracked Mr President's code.

Womble is like womb and in the womb we find babies.  The pope was a baby once, therefore the antichrist will be a womble.

Probably Uncle Bulgaria with the Bulgarian umbrella.

See: Ricin and the umbrella murder

I got one of these pellets fired into the left side of my left foot back in 1981.

The anti-christ is probably more like those who don't care for Protestant 'Christian' People who are usually in a minority.

This is historically true as well.

What a bunch of malarkey, you self righteous prick. Go post on www.*censored*.com

[rockerest]

From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altruism :

"As the name of the ethical doctrine is "altruism," doing what the ethical doctrine prescribes has also come to be referred to by the term "altruism" -- serving others through placing their interests above one's own."

Are you sure you prefer altruism?  Doesn't seem like the ethical choice that suits you perfectly.....

[rockerest]

"To Debate a Monkey :: To Debate Mr. President on the Computer Hope Forums"

I'm not talking about God in any way, shape or form.

Man's true classification is the Mammalian Homo Erectus.

[rockerest]

Are we sure Mr. President even exists?  He sounds a lot like a bot that's been programmed by a nutcase.  I could probably come up with the same posts using a google search + fanaticism....

[rockerest]

I have a feeling he's probably better aligned than you.

And I agree that pornography exists, you're preaching to the choir.  Why did you even bring that up?

[rockerest]

I'm sorry....What?  I never said that.
I said I AGREE with you...that's what "you're preaching to the choir" means.  I think you need to get out more.

NOO WAIT  SCRATCH that........Stay in as often as possible.....Cover the windows with tin foil, make a tin foil hat so that the government can't listen to your thoughts, and unplug all electronic devices (including your computer) so that the spy bugs that are powered by them can't be active....now go hide under your bed.....

[Rob Pomeroy]

Could people please make a point of quoting Mr President's posts?  His self-flagellating habit of deleting his own nonsense in the cool light of day makes reading these threads substantially less entertaining.  Many thanks.

[T-Chai]

There is nothing wrong with abit of porn

[Mr_President]

There is nothing wrong with abit of porn

Go back to Thailand and take some drugs and pornography with you, then we can watch you being machine-gunned on television a**hole.

[Rob Pomeroy]

I see that you are a member of the Law Society Rob.

Not exactly.  I am a qualified solicitor and my name is on the Roll of Solicitors.

Done any good soliciting recently?

Fortunately soliciting is not part of my job description.  I have done lots of good legal work recently however.

I had a friend whose father was head of the Manchester Law Society and who lived in Wilmslow many years ago. One George Davies whose son was called Rob.

You may have heard of Ian Glidewell too. Rob married one of Ian's daughters.

Never heard of any of them.  I make it a rule to fraternise as little as possible with solicitors since they are generally very VERY dull.

Would any of these august gentlemen agree that religious persecution should be made illegal I wonder

Some of them do, certainly.

In other words do you prefer justice or religion?

I prefer grace and mercy.  

Whilst I am here HMG owes me £12.5 million less 40% tax and the European Union owes me Euro 6 million before tax.

Wow.  Shouldn't you sue?

The local police have lifted three of my shotguns, a matched pair and a skeet gun, on the grounds of holy orders and the local 'stalwart' of the catholic church Frank 'Zapper' Zanders says that prostitution, pornography, crime, etc. is all part of life's rich pattern.

Frank 'Zapper' Zanders does not speak for the entire Church, of course.

Maybe the British Embassy in Brussels would be so good as to pay the moneys owing and have my property returned to me immediately.

Maybe.

They can also afford me diplomatic immunity and have my licence to kill re-issued

Whoops, off you go.  There we were having an almost sane conversation, but all of a sudden you think you're James Bond!

so that I can spend the rest of my days shooting a**holes.

And presumably you think that you are sufficiently impartial to mete out justice?  Have you read any of your own posts lately?

I forgot.  You keep deleting them.

[Mr_President]

Sean Connery, et al, thought that they were James Bond, but James Bond is a fictional character. The real SIS, FBI, CIA, MI6, MI5, RPG, KGB, GSP, STASI, Foreign Office officials and Embassy staff are not fictional characters.

I assure you that I am totally real.

You need to separate fiction and films, television, etc. from reality.

Seriously.

As to impartiality, do you think it right that Lord Mountbatten was (really) blown up?

[Rob Pomeroy]

There is no such thing as a licence to kill.  That is my point.  I have no difficulty separating fiction from reality, I assure you.  Another ironic slur on your part...

[Mr_President]

There is no such thing as a licence to kill.  That is my point.  I have no difficulty separating fiction from reality, I assure you.  Another ironic slur on your part...

I think you do and so do others. But they twist the law to suit the conditions prevailing at any given time. Certain members of State organisations do have a license to kill or to use deadly force when necessary. I have known people who not only had a license to kill but who were actually trained to kill, as I am sure you must realise is the fact rather than the fiction.

The Geneva convention may be regarded as a license to kill in that it lays down that a full metal jacketed round may be used but a dum-dum bullet may not. It also speaks about the rules of war but it makes no mention of the rules for peace.

Someone had to licence the dropping of the bomb on Hiroshima. Had they dropped the same bomb on Chester it might have been seen differently.

State before church then? Especially when it comes to loyalty and given that the Royal Family is known not to be celibate and has never been seen in any pornographic edition. Given that there are a number of churches, which State would you choose?

[Mr_President]

On a separate issue, that of immigration.

If Britain were to impose a zero immigration policy and encourage all other states to employ a zero emmigration policy what would be the result?

Where do all these immigrants really come from and why do they not stay in their own countries?

What do you really understand by 1st 2nd and 3rd world countries and what do you really understand by 1st, 2nd and 3rd class. Why should not everything be 1st class?

Standard (conditioned) answers will not be accepted.

Have you ever noticed that the conversation is nearly always the same?

[Rob Pomeroy]

Have you ever noticed that the conversation is nearly always the same?

Replace "conversation" with "meandering diatribe" and I'll agree with you.