Yea, you were sick. Now..........
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I know your looking for a batch or script ogelami, so I have a html file that isn't necessarily funny but can annoy people.
What you have to do is open Notepad and type what is in the picture below (i dont know how to put a pic here)
Save that as a [highlight].html[/highlight]
This makes a popup saying 'HI'
Copy and paste it like a thousand times.
Name it something random like 'funny site' or something and put it in someplace where you know people will see it. At school all the computers are connected to a server so there is a drive that we're allowed to put stuff on and show other students and because normally Task manager is blocked in schools, they can't get rid of all the popups.
DO NOT OPEN IT UNLESS [highlight]YOU[/highlight] HAVE ACCESS TO TASK MANAGER!!!
Hope it works