Quotes

[hanjin]

On the old version of the forum, someone had a really good quote in their signature. Now since the new forum is up, I cant see the signatures from the old forum (where I found the sig.) I cannot remember it for the life of me, or what topic it was under but it was really good. Anyway I thought it would be cool if ppl would post their quotes, or at least post somethin' so i can see all your siggys.   

I'll start it off with 2
(the first is a little disturbing)

1"You can't spell manslaughter without laughter"

2 "War doesn't determine who is right, it determines who is left"

[Computer Hope Admin]

There were some issues with some signatures being converted over. However, the new forums do support signatures, and many of the people who had issues with their signatures have corrected them through their profile.

I have several pages of my favorite quotes here

[Zylstra]

Not an original, its the Apostles Creed

The early bird get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Eagles soar, but Weasles dont get sucked up by jet engines

I believe in God, the Father Almighty,
    the Creator of heaven and earth,
    and in Jesus Christ, His only Son, our Lord:

Who was conceived of the Holy Spirit,
    born of the Virgin Mary,
    suffered under Pontius Pilate,
    was crucified, died, and was buried.

He descended into *censored*.

The third day He arose again from the dead.

He ascended into heaven
    and sits at the right hand of God the Father Almighty,
    whence He shall come to judge the living and the dead.

I believe in the Holy Spirit, the holy *catholic church,
    the communion of saints,
    the forgiveness of sins,
    the resurrection of the body,
    and life everlasting.

Amen.
*The word "catholic" refers not to the Roman Catholic Church, but to the universal church of the Lord Jesus Christ.

-- http://www.reformed.org/documents/index.html?mainframe=http://www.reformed.org/documents/apostles_creed.html

[SilentAssasin64]

"For every experience lived there is a lesson to learn." - Me

"Words once said, can never be recalled." - Don't Remember

"If you're bored you're too dumb to entertain yourself." - Don't Remember

"Do something worth remembering." - Elvis Presley

[Dilbert]

"Great minds think alike, but dumb thoughts aren't patented."
--Me

"But what ... is it good for?"
--Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip.

"The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible."
-- A Yale University management professor in response to Fred Smith's paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service. (Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.)

[patio]

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
  - George Burns

[Calum]

"Words once said, can never be recalled." - Don't Remember

Think that was 2k_dummy, but slightly different.
"A word, once said, can never be recalled" maybe?
I have one from Albert Einstein in my sig.

[Carbon Dudeoxide]

Here is one i got from my friend

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain

[SilentAssasin64]

"Words once said, can never be recalled." - Don't Remember

Think that was 2k_dummy, but slightly different.
"A word, once said, can never be recalled" maybe?
I have one from Albert Einstein in my sig.

I honestly don't remember for sure where I read it.  But it was in the signature of some one on a forum.  So if anyone does know I'd be glad to give them credit.

[CBMatt]

"I think what I do is positive, in its own way."

This quote really makes me laugh.  Probably because it was said by GG Allin.

[GX1_Man]

"I didn't do it."
         -- O.J. Simpson

[soybean]

"Two people can accomplish more than twice what one person can accomplish."
   -- My father

[street1 (RIP)]

Who's your buddy? COL

Could you please give me a few seconds
of that last minute you just told me?

Moms Mabley:"I thought he never would die...I shouldn't talk like that about him though. He dead. They say you shouldn't say nothing about the dead unless you can say something good. He dead. GOOD!"

[patio]

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain

[2k_dummy]

Experience is a great teacher. The only problem is, she gives the test first and teaches the lesson afterward.