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Carbon Dudeoxide

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Re: what the *censored* is a cookie?
« Reply #15 on: June 22, 2007, 06:22:00 AM »
540000 words in the English language.........hmmmm...So then Out of 540000, I know.........*thinks*.........*counts*........*loses count and starts again*.............
If my calculations are correct, I know about 350 words            :P

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Re: what the h**l is a cookie?
« Reply #16 on: June 22, 2007, 06:24:58 AM »
lol
well i can assure you my friend, that you have already used over 350 different words on this website alone...
i'd estimate that i know around 200000... just a guess, considering i've never heard an english word that i can't say or spell, i'd say that i mustn't know too many  :-\
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    Re: what the h**l is a cookie?
    « Reply #17 on: June 22, 2007, 06:26:46 AM »
    Thats what is nice about the English language. Take someone for whom it is not their native language, throw in some spelling mistakes, mix liberally with typos, and you have a whole new language. ;D
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    Re: what the h**l is a cookie?
    « Reply #18 on: June 22, 2007, 06:27:32 AM »
    О'кейо ii1 может сказать по буквам, но уверенный typeing im на русском языке смутит вас все, поэтому dont I получает после того как оно оскорблено снова меня думает я может использовать это как моя форма, GOODBYE СЛОВАРЬ OXFORD

    first one to translate that wins.... :P

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    Re: what the *censored* is a cookie?
    « Reply #19 on: June 22, 2007, 06:29:31 AM »
    So Reaper, what does Floccinaucinihilipilification mean without searching.

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    Re: what the h**l is a cookie?
    « Reply #20 on: June 22, 2007, 06:31:40 AM »
    О'кейо ii1 может сказать по буквам, но уверенный typeing im на русском языке смутит вас все, поэтому dont I получает после того как оно оскорблено снова меня думает я может использовать это как моя форма, GOODBYE СЛОВАРЬ OXFORD

    first one to translate that wins.... :P
    Direct Russian Translation:

    OK ii1 can say to the letter, but im sure typeing in Russian smutit you all, so I dont gets after it again insulted me think I can use this as my form GOODBYE OXFORD DICTIONARY

    Actually my last name is Russian, i'm about one sixteenth Russian though...

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    Re: what the h**l is a cookie?
    « Reply #21 on: June 22, 2007, 06:33:05 AM »
    LOL well played carbon   ::)   well played  ::)

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    Re: what the h**l is a cookie?
    « Reply #22 on: June 22, 2007, 06:35:41 AM »
    without searching.. no idea...
    i could translate your russian too buddy! just try here http://babelfish.altavista.com/tr
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    Re: what the h**l is a cookie?
    « Reply #23 on: June 22, 2007, 06:36:45 AM »
    not to burst your bubble brian, but that's what i'd do :P
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    Re: what the h**l is a cookie?
    « Reply #24 on: June 22, 2007, 06:37:16 AM »
    LOL thats where i went to translate , english to russian .

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    Re: what the h**l is a cookie?
    « Reply #25 on: June 22, 2007, 06:37:57 AM »
    AHAH!!! We have a traitor among us!!!

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    Re: what the h**l is a cookie?
    « Reply #26 on: June 22, 2007, 06:38:39 AM »
    yeah i like it.. try putting something vulgar in the translator from english to hiragana (japanese), then translating it back to english :P

    that's funny  ;D
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    Re: what the h**l is a cookie?
    « Reply #27 on: June 22, 2007, 06:40:07 AM »
    Me no not me , LUKEEEEEEEEE (DEEP BREATHING ) I AM YOUR FATHER)


    nooooooooo   ;D


    Come to the darkside carbon  :P

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    Re: what the *censored* is a cookie?
    « Reply #28 on: June 22, 2007, 06:50:24 AM »
    Hey Richenstony, The picture in your sig is huge. Not by filesize but by...size.
    Maybe you can cut a bit from the top and bottom.

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      Re: what the h**l is a cookie?
      « Reply #29 on: June 25, 2007, 04:12:11 AM »
      This is a cookie and i do create them for your good need that u dont have to remember your settings.


      public class CookiesGetting extends HttpServlet {
         
          /** Initializes the servlet.
           */
          public void init(ServletConfig config) throws ServletException {
              super.init(config);
             
          }
         
          /** Destroys the servlet.
           */
          public void destroy() {
             
          }
         
          /** Processes requests for both HTTP <code>GET</code> and <code>POST</code> methods.
           * @param request servlet request
           * @param response servlet response
           */
          protected void processRequest(HttpServletRequest request, HttpServletResponse response)
          throws ServletException, IOException {
              response.setContentType("text/html");
              PrintWriter out = response.getWriter();
             
              Cookie [] allCookies = request.getCookies();//call the array of all cookies
              String CName1 = "";
              String CName2 = "";
              String CValue1 = "";
              String CValue2 = "";
             
              if(allCookies!=null)//Loop through the array of cookies to get the one of interest
              {
                  for(int i=0; i<allCookies.length; i++)
                  {
                      Cookie temp = allCookies;
                      if(temp.getName().equals("Username"))
                      {
                          CName1 = temp.getName();
                          CValue1 = temp.getValue();
                      }
                      else if(temp.getName().equals("password"))
                      {
                          CName2 = temp.getName();
                          CValue2 = temp.getValue();
                      }
                         
                     
                  }
              }
              out.println("<html>");
              out.println("<head>");
              out.println("<title>Servlet</title>");
              out.println("</head>");
              out.println("<body>");
             
              out.println("<h3>Cookies from client</h3>" +
              "<ul><li>Cookies Name1: "+CName1+
              "<li>Cookies Value1: "+CValue1+
              "<ul><li>Cookies Name2:"+CName2+
              "<li>Cookies Value2: "+CValue2+
              "</ul>");
               
              out.println("</body>");
              out.println("</html>");
               
              out.close();
          }
         
          /** Handles the HTTP <code>GET</code> method.
           * @param request servlet request
           * @param response servlet response
           */
          protected void doGet(HttpServletRequest request, HttpServletResponse response)
          throws ServletException, IOException {
              processRequest(request, response);
          }
         
          /** Handles the HTTP <code>POST</code> method.
           * @param request servlet request
           * @param response servlet response
           */
          protected void doPost(HttpServletRequest request, HttpServletResponse response)
          throws ServletException, IOException {
              processRequest(request, response);
          }
         
          /** Returns a short description of the servlet.
           */
          public String getServletInfo() {
              return "Short description";
          }
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