Post only if your drunk

[reddevilggg]

Sorry but its taken me almost 10 minuytes to do this, i was very drunk at the time

Every body should feel frree to add to this post cuz some times its very good and stuuff

So any body who is drunk vcan come on this thread avnd post whatecer they like cuz sometimes its great i dont expect this post to go on for tha t long but ,hey, who cars, eer cares

[reddevilggg]

I just thouhgt it would be funny if peple post stuuff like "i cant find my hard drive" and it was ,like, "never mind crack open two boottle s of wine and drink it and every thing wil  be all rihgt" that s as good as answer as any

Sorry i was very drunk at the time.

God my speling is good

Sorry again im gonif to bed night night

[hiloed]

Some how I didn't find this funny and a waste of time and space.
Do you think it maybe because I'm sober?  Silly guess but I drive sober too. I guess I'm just old fashioned!

[fireballs]

I'm pretty hammered. It's taken Vista 8 hours to find out that it can't load onto a USB drive. that that 8hours i spent drinking £40 worth of union priced alcoho.l so i don't care if it can't install i'll do it some other day. n/m anyway nice to meet you. and hollu hardacre! she's hot....

[!*~.:Pink Floyd:.~*!]

the colours are like sychadelic and stuff.

[reddevilggg]

Yes I am now, Sorry about the post, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Anyone can feel free to join in though. I find it funny that even though the post is called "Only post if your drunk", that the tee-totalers have to join in to make a point 'I dont drink, i think it's an unnessecary evil, blah blah blah'

If you dont drink, start your own thread and leave this to the intoxicated.

[fireballs]

my head hurts.....

[BC_Programmer]

I wrote a note to myself once, when I had drank too much. I think is said something like, "I am drunk" and the rest was unintelligible, except for discernable references to "mice" and "govments".


I found it again when I was sober quite some time later- and thought, "how quaint".

Also am I the only one whose grammar,punctuation and spelling are unaffected by my blood alcohol?

[Calum]

You're not the only one.
My spelling and grammar suffer, but I correct it . . . just takes longer after a few.
I once wrote a note to myself on my phone after a few drinks, and spent 5-10 minutes laboriously correcting all the errors I made (I have a Blackberry, so the keys are quite small).  Didn't get me anywhere, I deleted it straight after that.

[reddevilggg]

We could turn this post into "Stupid things you've done when your drunk" etc

[BC_Programmer]

reddevilggg- your first entry would have to be "created this thread"

lol

[patio]

How do you tell if you're drunk ? ?

[JJ 3000]

How do you tell if you're drunk ? ?

When you get up off the bar stool to use the bathroom and the floor wont stop moving from side to side, then your probably drunk.

If you suddenly feel like it would be a great idea to call up your boss at two in the morning and tell him exactly what you think of him, then your probably drunk.

[reddevilggg]

If you create a silly topic and think its a good idea, your probably drunk.

[Dairyman]

[hic] giveeeeeee mmmmeee aaaaa hom among the guuuuuuuum twees.. [hic] with lutz of plum twees, [hic] *puts hand around kangaroo* why hi gorgeous





Well I tried!