Author Topic: Post only if your drunk (Read 14468 times)

reddevilggg · « **on:** November 21, 2008, 09:05:08 PM »

Sorry but its taken me almost 10 minuytes to do this, i was very drunk at the time

Every body should feel frree to add to this post cuz some times its very good and stuuff

So any body who is drunk vcan come on this thread avnd post whatecer they like cuz sometimes its great i dont expect this post to go on for tha t long but ,hey, who cars, eer cares

reddevilggg · « **Reply #1 on:** November 21, 2008, 09:11:16 PM »

I just thouhgt it would be funny if peple post stuuff like "i cant find my hard drive" and it was ,like, "never mind crack open two boottle s of wine and drink it and every thing wil be all rihgt" that s as good as answer as any

Sorry i was very drunk at the time.

God my speling is good

Sorry again im gonif to bed night night

hiloed · « **Reply #2 on:** November 21, 2008, 09:29:42 PM »

Some how I didn't find this funny and a waste of time and space.
Do you think it maybe because I'm sober? Silly guess but I drive sober too. I guess I'm just old fashioned!

fireballs · « **Reply #3 on:** November 21, 2008, 09:34:25 PM »

I'm pretty hammered. It's taken Vista 8 hours to find out that it can't load onto a USB drive. that that 8hours i spent drinking £40 worth of union priced alcoho.l so i don't care if it can't install i'll do it some other day. n/m anyway nice to meet you. and hollu hardacre! she's hot....

!~.:Pink Floyd:.~! · « **Reply #4 on:** November 21, 2008, 09:38:43 PM »

the colours are like sychadelic and stuff.

reddevilggg · « **Reply #5 on:** November 22, 2008, 04:05:08 AM »

Yes I am now, Sorry about the post, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Anyone can feel free to join in though. I find it funny that even though the post is called "Only post if your drunk", that the tee-totalers have to join in to make a point 'I dont drink, i think it's an unnessecary evil, blah blah blah'

If you dont drink, start your own thread and leave this to the intoxicated.

fireballs · « **Reply #6 on:** November 22, 2008, 06:01:05 AM »

my head hurts.....

BC_Programmer · « **Reply #7 on:** November 22, 2008, 09:33:19 AM »

I wrote a note to myself once, when I had drank too much. I think is said something like, "I am drunk" and the rest was unintelligible, except for discernable references to "mice" and "govments".

I found it again when I was sober quite some time later- and thought, "how quaint".

Also am I the only one whose grammar,punctuation and spelling are unaffected by my blood alcohol?

Calum · « **Reply #8 on:** November 22, 2008, 09:44:26 AM »

You're not the only one.
My spelling and grammar suffer, but I correct it . . . just takes longer after a few.
I once wrote a note to myself on my phone after a few drinks, and spent 5-10 minutes laboriously correcting all the errors I made (I have a Blackberry, so the keys are quite small). Didn't get me anywhere, I deleted it straight after that.

reddevilggg · « **Reply #9 on:** November 22, 2008, 09:59:12 AM »

We could turn this post into "Stupid things you've done when your drunk" etc

BC_Programmer · « **Reply #10 on:** November 22, 2008, 10:00:43 AM »

reddevilggg- your first entry would have to be "created this thread"

lol

patio · « **Reply #11 on:** November 22, 2008, 11:54:51 AM »

How do you tell if you're drunk ? ?

JJ 3000 · « **Reply #12 on:** November 23, 2008, 01:38:13 AM »

Quote from: patio on November 22, 2008, 11:54:51 AM

How do you tell if you're drunk ? ?

When you get up off the bar stool to use the bathroom and the floor wont stop moving from side to side, then your probably drunk.

If you suddenly feel like it would be a great idea to call up your boss at two in the morning and tell him exactly what you think of him, then your probably drunk.

reddevilggg · « **Reply #13 on:** November 23, 2008, 03:36:49 AM »

If you create a silly topic and think its a good idea, your probably drunk.

Dairyman · « **Reply #14 on:** November 23, 2008, 04:22:59 AM »

[hic] giveeeeeee mmmmeee aaaaa hom among the guuuuuuuum twees.. [hic] with lutz of plum twees, [hic] *puts hand around kangaroo* why hi gorgeous

Well I tried!

reddevilggg · « **Reply #15 on:** November 23, 2008, 05:09:48 AM »

Quote from: Dairyman on November 23, 2008, 04:22:59 AM

[hic] giveeeeeee mmmmeee aaaaa hom among the guuuuuuuum twees.. [hic] with lutz of plum twees, [hic] *puts hand around kangaroo* why hi gorgeous

Well I tried!

That's pretend drunk talk if i've ever heard it

reddevilggg · « **Reply #16 on:** December 31, 2008, 02:58:03 AM »

Did anyone get drunk over Christmas?

Is anyone gonna get drunk for new year?

If so, here's the place to post it.

diablo416 · « **Reply #17 on:** January 04, 2009, 05:59:22 PM »

grammar spelling and punctuation shouldnt be affected by your poison, if it is your grammar,spelling or punctuation already sucked.

Stupid things ive done drunk recently,
-pissed my pants
-drank a 40 and a half of weisers deluxe while i had pneumonia but didnt know it, anyways it caused my body to hit dangerous toxic levels because my immune system was already weakend and i spent 2 three days in a coma,(toxic shock)

reddevilggg · « **Reply #18 on:** January 05, 2009, 01:08:20 AM »

Jeez, cool (joking).

Do you still drink?

I'm cutting down alot from now on, as you get older you seen to notice how it effects your body more.

Ironman · « **Reply #19 on:** January 05, 2009, 05:28:27 PM »

SilentAssasin64 · « **Reply #20 on:** January 07, 2009, 09:15:37 PM »

I personally don't like alcohol that much. Not being in control is something I despise with a passion. As long as I don't go past buzzed I'm ok. But then again, I am a recovering heroin addict...

diablo416 · « **Reply #21 on:** January 10, 2009, 10:49:55 AM »

drinking and drugs both suck they just destroy your life

tylerisdabest · « **Reply #22 on:** January 10, 2009, 04:54:51 PM »

Quote

90% of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your signature.

im not one of them

i drank once

and never agin

reddevilggg · « **Reply #23 on:** January 11, 2009, 03:29:00 AM »

Anything to excess is not good for you, eating, sunlight. Every time someone has a drink does not mean they have to get hammered and anybody that does that has more problems than they realise.

This was supposed to be a light hearted thread about 'doing something silly or stupid when drunk'
There are lots of people in the world that can have a couple of drinks, once, twice a week, after work without getting legless and out of control. If you can't do that then this posts not for you, I should of explained this earlier. I wrote this when I was sober.

Thanks

BC_Programmer · « **Reply #24 on:** January 11, 2009, 03:31:02 AM »

yeah, it's about reading the funnies from the newspaper of drinking, not the front page. Or something along those lines.

fireballs · « **Reply #25 on:** January 11, 2009, 03:34:28 AM »

Ah the newspaper of drinking... my favourite publication.

I did once, while drunk, tell a girl she had a nice lip piercing. turned out it was a mole... very embarrasing.

FB

reddevilggg · « **Reply #26 on:** January 12, 2009, 01:17:29 AM »

Quote from: fireballs on January 11, 2009, 03:34:28 AM

I did once, while drunk, tell a girl she had a nice lip piercing. turned out it was a mole... very embarrasing.

LOL, very funny.

patio · « **Reply #27 on:** January 12, 2009, 07:29:18 AM »

Better than asking her when her due date is and.....

Ironman · « **Reply #28 on:** January 16, 2009, 04:20:13 PM »

Does anyone know where I can get a bottle of EverClear at? I been looking for it for ages. I had some when I was 18, strongest stuff ever even stronger than Absinthe. I believe the one I had was 190 proof and 95% alcohol. If it is in a place in the Chicago land area it would be much appreciated!

reddevilggg · « **Reply #29 on:** January 17, 2009, 03:53:32 AM »

Try http://www.everclearalcohol.info/

JJ 3000 · « **Reply #30 on:** January 18, 2009, 03:31:57 AM »

You used to be able to get it here in West Virginia, but now you can only get the 151 proof (watered down) bottles.

The reason that it is so hard to find is that it's, potentially, deadly. It is pure alcohol.

Many people have been hospitalized from alcohol poisoning, due to drinking Everclear.

I used to like making jello shots from Everclear (the 190 proof).

I had to take a girl to the hospital one night, after she saw the pan full of jello shots, and decided that it would be a good idea to suck up half of the tray at one go.
In less than five seconds - she had consumed about a half a liter of this stuff. If you have ever tasted Everclear you would know that it tastes like fire and leaves a burning pit in your stomach.
"Wow!" I said "That was incredibly stupid."
To which she replied: " I don't feel so good", and proceeded to lye down in the floor.

If I had not taken her to get her stomach pumped, she would have died right there on my floor.

fireballs · « **Reply #31 on:** January 18, 2009, 04:45:39 AM »

One of my friends rediculously drunkly decided it was a good idea to drink a shot of rubbing alcohol, i honestly thought he would a) die or b) go blind, but he didn't he's fine to this day!

FB

BC_Programmer · « **Reply #32 on:** January 18, 2009, 04:55:35 AM »

Quote from: fireballs on January 18, 2009, 04:45:39 AM

One of my friends rediculously drunkly decided it was a good idea to drink a shot of rubbing alcohol, i honestly thought he would a) die or b) go blind, but he didn't he's fine to this day!

FB

I take it this was when you ran out of booze?

Say.. don't they make rubbing alcohol out of wood spirits so that it's poisonous?

fireballs · « **Reply #33 on:** January 18, 2009, 05:00:19 AM »

surely that would defeat the purposes of rubbing alcohol in the first place... to clean wounds.

FB

BC_Programmer · « **Reply #34 on:** January 18, 2009, 05:05:58 AM »

Quote from: fireballs on January 18, 2009, 05:00:19 AM

surely that would defeat the purposes of rubbing alcohol in the first place... to clean wounds.

FB

poisonous when ingested... where the heck did I read that... must have been my encyclopedias.

anyway- it was more for denaturing it from use by drunks as a cheap form a liquor.

maybe they don't denature the ethyl alcohol in rubbing alcohol anymore? Could make for some new drinks.

JJ 3000 · « **Reply #35 on:** January 18, 2009, 10:48:54 PM »

I've heard of people drinking hair spray to get drunk.

reddevilggg · « **Reply #36 on:** January 19, 2009, 01:10:26 AM »

Alco's will drink anything to get drunk, methylated spirits, aftershave but i've never heard of hairspray, How do they drink it??

Dairyman · « **Reply #37 on:** January 19, 2009, 03:53:04 AM »

Quote from: reddevilggg on January 19, 2009, 01:10:26 AM

Alco's will drink anything to get drunk, methylated spirits, aftershave but i've never heard of hairspray, How do they drink it??

NOW I think someone is drunk. Don't take offense.

reddevilggg · « **Reply #38 on:** January 19, 2009, 12:33:25 PM »

I'm not taking offense, I just don't understand what the *censored* your on about.

SilentAssasin64 · « **Reply #39 on:** January 19, 2009, 07:45:24 PM »

Quote from: reddevilggg on January 19, 2009, 01:10:26 AM

Alco's will drink anything to get drunk, methylated spirits, aftershave but i've never heard of hairspray, How do they drink it??

When I was in rehab there were a few kids who drank mouthwash to get a buzz going. Amazing the desperate things you do when in treatment.

tylerisdabest · « **Reply #40 on:** February 01, 2009, 04:25:35 PM »

rswr denk !1 zD

tylerisdabest · « **Reply #41 on:** February 01, 2009, 04:28:16 PM »

gou wse is drink>

tylerisdabest · « **Reply #42 on:** February 01, 2009, 04:29:11 PM »

my brother posted that...

Google · « **Reply #43 on:** February 02, 2009, 07:46:38 PM »

Huh? Whats with the drunk stories?

reddevilggg · « **Reply #44 on:** February 03, 2009, 01:58:16 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Google on February 02, 2009, 07:46:38 PM

Huh? Whats with the drunk stories?

err.......that's the name of the topic.

Do you go to the software section and post 'What's with all these software questions'.?? mmmmm...I wonder.

Google · « **Reply #45 on:** February 03, 2009, 07:11:40 AM »

Maybe I will. No I just thought this was a wierd topic...

Dead Reckon · « **Reply #46 on:** February 04, 2009, 05:31:15 AM »

But would they drink Space beer?

foggs · « **Reply #47 on:** February 05, 2009, 10:20:06 AM »

sleep it off

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